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Honey, Not Tonight
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I have never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said I dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
I said WHAT??!! What was that?!
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear Youre just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.
She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, Cant you just love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldnt decide which one to take so I told her wed just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said Lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry dep artment where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesnt even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her when I said, Thats fine, honey.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier.
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey, I dont feel like it.
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?
I then said Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, Why cant you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?
Apparently Im not having sex tonight either.
I have never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said I dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
I said WHAT??!! What was that?!
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear Youre just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.
She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, Cant you just love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldnt decide which one to take so I told her wed just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said Lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry dep artment where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesnt even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her when I said, Thats fine, honey.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier.
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey, I dont feel like it.
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?
I then said Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, Why cant you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?
Apparently Im not having sex tonight either.