Hoo rah for theists!

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Hoo rah for those that beleive in god!
Hoo rah for those that have kept the faith!
Hoo rah for those who wank with a rod!
Hoo rah for those who's cocks are kept safe!
Hoo rah for those who will go to heaven!
Not burn in hell or a place like Devon!
Be united with God up in the sky!
For all the atheists, I ask you, why?

God has given us all huge members, and for that we must be grateful, lest our manlihood doth be swept away by a plague of locusts or herpes.
 

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I wanted to be united with Van Johnson up in the sky.
Did you mean wank with a rod (your own being erect long and hard) or an auxiliary rod of some kind?
How do you keep your cock safe? Your religion is strange.
There are some atheists who have huge members strictly by jelqing.
 

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"the" faith? Hmm... apparently you have yet to hear about those delightful "denominations"

Wank with a rod? WTF does that even MEAN?

Again. Cock safety? I prithee, enlighten us on this fact.

Who is Devon?

And I think locusts are into wheat and other vegetation, not fucking penises, and herpes does not actually cause you dick to be "swept away".

Wow. Nice try, bud.
 
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Hoo rah for those that beleive in god!
Hoo rah for those that have kept the faith!
Hoo rah for those who wank with a rod!
Hoo rah for those who's cocks are kept safe!
Hoo rah for those who will go to heaven!
Not burn in hell or a place like Devon!
Be united with God up in the sky!
For all the atheists, I ask you, why?

God has given us all huge members, and for that we must be grateful, lest our manlihood doth be swept away by a plague of locusts or herpes.

Um . . . David, you forgot to capitalize "god." And "beleive" is spelled "believe." ChurchBoy, you are spending way too much time communing with your member.:biggrin1: We don't want you going to Hell with hairy palms, do we?
 
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And who says religious folks are incapable of independent thought! :lol:

And the poetry is worthy of some of the erotic Psalms.:wink:

And while we’re at it, let’s give equal time to Monotheism, Smartism, Vaishnavism, Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Vedic Brahmanism, Henotheism, Atenism, Polytheism (both soft and hard), Kathenotheism, Monolatrism, Panentheism, Deism, Pandeism, Polydeism, Autotheism, Eitheism, and Misotheism.
 
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I love God!
Hoo rah for those that believe in God!
Don't be scared of God. He wants to love you.