Hookers on a weekend getaway

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    I've always wholeheartedly supported prostitution and am I very good patron of local escorts as well as working girls in various cities in which I travel. However, 7, 8, 10 years ago you could almost dictate the time, venue, travel, activity etc. and name the price. Nowadays, these hookers are much more demanding and much less willing to negotiate.

    Um, we're in a recession. You need to drop your prices and compromise like every other business.

    I'm in the initial planning stages of a weekend lake trip with a couple dozen guys with multiple boats, etc, and back in the day could have easily brought two working girls down there for less than 2k - free drinks, boating, accomodations...etc. etc. just run around naked a little, show some ass, some tits..

    Now, even the less attractive ho's want $3k per for the weekend.

    Are there any escorts in the midwest that would like to jump on this deal? Boating, drinks, lavish accomodations, etc. for a weekend. All expenses paid, plus a per diem of $500/day?

    Lemme know.
     
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    Remember that you are having sex with "a couple dozen guys (THAT is 24 guys) with multiple boats". Factor that you are having sex with a lot of cocks for three day boat weekend with unknown peeps.




     
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    Part 1)2 dozen dicks~~24 nasty men fucking 2 women for a weekend and they need to be naked all the time jumping boat to boat and man to man.

    Parrt 2)back in the day as you say it the cost was 2 thousand. With inflation 3 thousand should be reasonable considerring that there are 24 of you who want to fuck these women at random for more than 2 days on '"multiple boats" so they will have to go from 1 boat to anothere. Multiple boats indicates some money among you men.

    Part 3)The $3000 is only $250.00 total for each of you 24 dick dippers to pay for 2 full days and nights of sex and 2 naked women. You can afford the ""multiple boats" you can spend another 250 for the sex which is less than 10 dollars an hour which is clearly a bargain even in these tough times.
    ***Or is the $3000 for both of them combined in which case your cost is even less.
    Part 4) "less attractive hos" this migh t be why they upped the price. Even plain looking women dont' always want to be called ''hos".


    Part 5) they are women making a living, treat them with some respect.
     
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    Maybe they are charging you more cuz ten years later you're older, uglier and fatter and not so much fun to fuck anymore? It's possible. Even hos have standards.
     
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    That's very presumptuous of you, Vince.:tongue: Truth is, I'm a real catch. :wink:

    In any case, most of the seasoned escorts won't even meet with men under 35 yrs old. The skanks will see anyone, but the true professionals are looking for grown-ups.

    Also - Onslow - all 24 guys won't be fucking, I would say maybe 10 will.
     
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    Haven't you heard of the old adage "you get what you pay for"?
     
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    Well, since you think 2K is more than reasonable, and like you said, we're in a recession, and you fully expect the quality girls to go for that, let's play by your rules and standards.

    You claim that you're a catch, and we are in a recession, so I offer you 1K to let me fuck you for a week. You should have no problem with that, right?

    Everybody, does it not sound fair?
     
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    Appreciate your generous offer; however I'm not in the escort bizness, I think dudes are visually repulsive, and I am innately a hireR and not a hireE.:wink:
     
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    i like the wholehearted support of the "ho's". Reminds me of the simpsons episode (i think) were someone running for election says to a group of Feminists "i support you lesbians"
     
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    Hey star, Ho's have bills too. They still have to pay their rent/mortgage and life's necessities. At the end of the week I'm sure they say to themselves..."Where did all my fucking money go?"
     
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    I know but this would be more of a vacation/easy money combination deal. Instead of the ho's spending their money on the weekend, they would be on vacation and partying AND making some coin.

    And most of the ho's I know are frivilous and irresponsible with their money. The majority don't even keep a checking acct and leave cash laying around all over the place.

    Moreover, most don't purchase health insurance, which is ridiculous. Some ho's make upwards of six figures - all cash.

    Ho's don't typically set up retirement plans, despite the fact that i have encouraged them to do so.

    Ho's need to run a smokescreen, like host at a bar or something to show some legit income. Ho's don't typically listen to this type of advice.

    I still like the ho's, but c'mon.
     
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    In a van down by the river!

    Funny... I say that too, and I don't even prostitute myself out! :eek:
     
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    i like how you discuss financial plans with "Ho's". that must get you 5 more minutes...
     
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    Have sense enough to take advantage of this opportunity and stop being so squeamish star.:nono: You need only to don a blindfold :blindfold: and do it whilst thinking of how that 1K will provide the additional money needed for your whorish, boating weekend. :fing02:
     
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    Thanks I was hoping somebody would get the joke!
     
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    Fact: Unless you're a married politician a "real catch" doesn't have to pay for nookie.
     
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    :biggrin1: Why not just date a woman with really low self-esteem, that way you can do whatever to her and have your bills paid? :09:
     
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    LOL I don't 'have' to; but its a pretty good deal. No strings. No crying women. No dozens of phone calls per day. No "Define our relationship" B.S.

    Just a romp in the hay and buh-bye.

    Good stuff.:wink:
     
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    A woman with low self-esteem?

    I'd rather jerk off.:tongue:
     
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    I can only afford $750
     
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