Hookers on a weekend getaway

[B_starinvestor]

I can only afford $750

Kewl. You're in then.

 

[invisibleman]

i like how you discuss financial plans with "Ho's". that must get you 5 more minutes...

Sometimes you gotta laugh.

Madonna and Justin Timberlake gets four minutes.

The agent provocateur gets five.:biggrin1:

 

[Onslow]

Fact: Unless you're a married politician a "real catch" doesn't have to pay for nookie.

True so true regardless of the excuses Starvestor wants to make.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You'd better furnish us with some pics there, SI!

 

[vince]

That's very presumptuous of you, Vince.:tongue: Truth is, I'm a real catch. :wink:

Something tells me you're not a keeper.

Anyhow, who pays for sex these days? There is so much amateur competition, I'm surprised a professional ho can stay in business.

 

[CALAMBO]

hey...let me help...I have the three boats...no charge ..I volunteer my fleet...tho...free snatch...for captain is always the rule of the lake.

 

[Rikter8]

I must be doing something seriously wrong in this world.

Good god - Can you throw some money my way? At least mine will be used for long term needs.

If it's your thing - thats fine and dandy, but man that seems like a lot for only a few minutes of feeling.

 

[EagleCowboy]

Well, since you think 2K is more than reasonable, and like you said, we're in a recession, and you fully expect the quality girls to go for that, let's play by your rules and standards.

You claim that you're a catch, and we are in a recession, so I offer you 1K to let me fuck you for a week. You should have no problem with that, right?

Everybody, does it not sound fair?

Appreciate your generous offer; however I'm not in the escort bizness, I think dudes are visually repulsive, and I am innately a hireR and not a hireE.:wink:

Have sense enough to take advantage of this opportunity and stop being so squeamish star.:nono: You need only to don a blindfold :blindfold: and do it whilst thinking of how that 1K will provide the additional money needed for your whorish, boating weekend. :fing02:

YEAH!! What Dreamer20 said!! LOL.

Y'know.....................................
SI you claim to be a catch. So why are you telling us in such a way that you want us to believe it? Shouldn't WE here be the sole judge of that instead of you trying to convince us?? As it happens, if you have to TELL us, then you aren't. That's the sole reason why I originally only offered $1000 instead of $4K. :biggrin1: