Hooker's Sham Oww!!

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  1. dreamer20

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    ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker

    Vince Shlomi, ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker (VIDEO)

    Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go"...



    See the comments after the article::wink:
     
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    She wouldn't buy his Slap Chop so he gave her one.
     
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    in the second video "you're gonna love my nuts" i mean, who wouldn't
     
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    This is why prostitution should be legalized. This country can be so tight-assed.
     
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    DAMN he has to PAY for it?????

    :eek:
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The cops got his money back! "Come to Miami. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!"
     
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    Ain't that the truth Jason. Why ruin these people's lives over some stupid sex? I wish America wasn't so ass backwards. Poor fucking Vince Offer, didn't Pee Wee get arrested in Florida too? Deviant Jews probably should think about operating outside of the state of Florida! lol!!!!

    I actually know a couple of chicks that think that he is hot. Vince's right side of his face is semi paralyzed from a stroke that he suffered several years ago, maybe he is self conscious of it?
     
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    don't really think he's hot, but he's def got attitude, i would hang with the dude.

    didn't know about the stroke, it doesn't show in the infomercial at all.
     
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    There's a very compelling argument for paying for it IMO. You don't have the emotional BS that goes along with sex. Don't have to waste 2 weeks on dinner dates, other time commitments.

    You finish up with the professional, and she's on her way and you don't have to deal with her.

    Also, sites such as Eros.Com: Eros Guide Escort directory with escort photo listings and contacts for Eros female escorts, massage, bdsm, fetish, transsexuals, shemales and more you can see multiple pics of the escorts - so you get variety, what you are looking for, etc.

    I wish the cops would leave those ho's alone for the most part.
     
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    Just think what the headline might have been if he asked her for some oral first. :eek:
     

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    $1,000. for a hooker!!!!:eek: You could have had two junkie whores for the same Low Low Price of $19.95. Hey Vince, "Quit throwing your money away!"


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    Ha ha!!!
     
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    I just can't believe he is in his 40s.
     
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    "We can't doodis allday."
     
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