Hooking Up With A Straight Guy

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Anyone had an encounter with a straight/married guy? A guy at the gym - supposedly straight and married - is kinda flirting with me. It has been quite a fantasy of mine I have to admit... any experiences?

It isn’t as fun as you might think. Half the time they’re too scared to do anything cause they might get caught or the other half they’re too selfish and the experience becomes a one way street.
 
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Yeah, what a clever reference. You're awarded 10,000 feminism points.

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I was just poking fun at your absurdly puritanical language, straight out of The Handmaid's Tale. But I'm guessing you haven’t read the book or you wouldn’t need to google 'what does Under his Eye mean' and quote a vapid review from Bustle.com. You'd probably like it: Wives have high status and get to dress in blue like the Virgin Mary. All very patriarchal and theocratic. Lots of biblical references, too, like the story of Rachel and Leah.
 

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I was just poking fun at your absurdly puritanical language, straight out of The Handmaid's Tale. But I'm guessing you haven’t read the book or you wouldn’t need to google 'what does Under his Eye mean' and quote a vapid review from Bustle.com. You'd probably like it: Wives have high status and get to dress in blue like the Virgin Mary. All very patriarchal and theocratic. Lots of biblical references, too, like the story of Rachel and Leah.

Loved your 'summary' - you have a future as a critic, go for it.
 
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Bad sex. They also tend to be bottoms most of the time, no thanks.