Hookup Horror Stories

[geitjeshoeder]

I once met a girl at a party and all started brilliantly except when we wanted to hit it off and she was blowing me, drunk as f*ck, we had the stereo on, and then her roommate walked in (she wanted to go to Spain but her flight got cancelled, and she came home at 3 in the night...) and turned on the main lights and turned off the stereo.. Cock block.

 

[businesslead]

I used to be quite promiscuous, only once did I call it off before anything happened, and that's because I couldn't deal with the horrible acne all over the guys face. Shallow huh.

 

[craigsmith]

I met this guy through the advocate pink pages years ago in the area which I lived. I went over there and we were going at it and he asked if I like to get shocked. He pulled out a cattle prod and I proceed to get dressed and leave. He had the door locked and told me he had guys in the basement and we should go down there and play. REally creepy! He was find until he brought out the cattle prod and started talking about a pit and people in the basement. Kind of scared me. I actually broke the locks off the door and left before he could shock me. I just know that if he had tried to shock me I would have beaten the shit out of him. I was really surprised at myself for being able to break the locks off the door. The pad locks were still on the door but the screws were pulled out of the facing. It really scared me too. Lots of crazy people in the world.

 

[MeinTeil]

Call me crazy, but I don't answer the phone during sex, no matter who it is.

Thank you! Got some of this with a 21-year-old. Maybe I'm showing my age, but seriously - we're having sex here, is there something more interesting in the cloud happening right now?

 

[halcyondays]

A girl was upright on top riding me, hands planted on my belly. When she bent forward to lower to me, she threw up on my chest. I thought it was because she was drunk, but she told me later she was bulimic. She was so used to purging all she had to do was bend over and she'd start puking.

 

[mjjudd]

Got a few from before I met my stead gf and was playing the swinger scene

1) Was contacted by this asian couple, hot wife big boobs awesome body. Husband just wanted to watch/video. Met him in lobby of hotel and he proceeds to explain that she also has a 'regular' that she sees when in town and they were already in the room!

Now I have participated in 'group' events before and was already there so figured i would roll the dice and see what happened. Get in the room and the 'regular' and her were already going at it fast and furious on the bed. Sit and watch for a bit waiting for a cue to join or something and husband finally mentions me going in. So, disrobe and aparently husband did not disclose my size to her either and she was a bit set back. Give her props for still wanting to try, but was sqward to say the least.

Since regular dude was already in action with her missionary style i climb on the other side and she attempts to suck me (no way i was getting in her tiny mouth at all). After a few min of regular dude starts to eat her out which i was all for because dude was trying to boune us off the fricken bed (big time attitude wanting to try and play the alpha, etc). About 10 seconds after he starts eating her out dude pulls back like 2 feet and spits on her kitty like he is trying to do something out of a porno or some shit. Just to get the visual, he is kneeling beside the bed, her butt is hanging just off it with her legs raised and me about 3 feet from said spitting. Spidey sense started tingling that this was not going to go well at all. Sure enough about the 3rd hack im getting sprayed from this asshole. He would lick her for about 5 seconds, then pull back and hack on her. Happened about 10 times and got sprayed a few before I was finally "DUDE, WTF?!!". Asshole didnt give a shit but thankfully realized his aim sucked ass and moved a little closer which alleviated the spray..ugh.

So they go back to fucking while i go take an alcohol bath. Dude must have been worried I would wreck her or something because he was taking his sweet ass time and showed no signs of wanting to share. After about 20 min he crawls off her sweating his ass off huffing and puffing so i go back in. As i mentioned the husband for whatever reason thought it would be amusing to not mention my size to her and she was either not prepared or not interested in what I had (or just worn out from asshole). I do give her props for at least trying, but after about 5 min of her pushing, her squirming and looking very uncomfortable and still only managing to get about 2" in we conceded it just wasnt going to happen.


2) Hooked up with a BBWish type, 5'5 200lbs but with HH cup boobs First time was awesome and we agreed to meet up again when we had the chance.. which happened about a month later at a local swing club. We head into the 'couples area' which is basically just a bunch of bedrooms with matresses all over and proceed to enjoy each other.

She was a little loud the first time but this one she was either playing it up for the crowd or just in a mood but about 5 min into it some friends she knew in the next room tell her that have to leave because it sounded like she was being murdered, lol. She laughed and bid them adoo and we continued. Towards the end she gets on top and I am going really deep which felt amazing to both of us and we both have amazing orgasms.

Get dressed and head back to the social area and she mentions something running down her leg. We both discount it as cum for either her, me or both and go back to the lounge and finish our evening. Get a text from her after she gets home and she mentions she is bleeding a bit but that she is okay and had an amazing time. The next day get another text that the bleeding has not stopped and she is going to her gyno to get it checked out. I was a little freaked and mentioned my concerns but she took it in stride and said no big deal.

Get another text after her visit which I'm still debating on weather or not to believe, but amusing nonetheless. She says the gyno asked her how it happened and my girl being the blunt person she is says it was from sex with a really huge penis. Gyno does not believe her and presses the issue and then asks her to 'draw her a picture of my cock" . I still laugh at that and think she just made it up but still...lmao!

Got a few more I may add later, but these two are in my top 10

 

[swimmersox]

Random hookup with a guy. He had the TV on the whole time, and was watching and commenting. He was pretty hot, though, so I just kept going.

 

[Trevor]

This guy I hooked up with in college one weekend when my roommate went home. I made the mistake of offering to let him spend the night. Well he got there and although he was a fairly goodlooking guy he obviously needed a shower which I didn't realize until we were making out. He also wanted to fuck me which I was not really in the mood for. I just wasn't enjoying it and then the phone rang, so I picked it up and whoever it was realized they had the wrong number and hung up, but I saw the opportunity to get rid of the smelly dude so I said "So you missed your flight?" Then I hung up he phone and said "HOLY SHIT that was my roommate he missed his flight and is going to be here in 10 minutes." That smelyu dude was dressed and out the door in two seconds. ROFL

 

[Stl_Smoke]

I met up with this cute college kid. Got back to my place and I was slowly fingering him when he got a little too relaxed and shit all over my bed.

 

[hung_8x6]

There was this guy I hooked up with a few years back. He was just a normal average guy, mid 20s, nothing special about him. Anyway, he comes over to my place and the first thing that comes out of his mouth is "why aren't you hard?" I explained to him that I at least need to be touched or sucked or something before it happens. So we proceed to take our clothes off so we can get down to business. As I am taking off my boxers he proceeds to tell me "my boyfriend is bigger than that." I'm a grow-er and not a show-er and am very secure with my above-average endowment. So I try to ignore that comment since it almost kills the mood. I manage to still get hard and ultimately penetrate him as he wanted. As I am doing him, he requests that I pound him harder and faster. I warned him that if I do that I will cum a lot quicker. He said he was okay with that, so I obliged. Needless to say, after a very short time I shot my load and before I could come back down from my orgasm and ejaculation, he says "I hope you're not done." By that time I was done with him and his little remarks so we put on our clothes and he took off and we never hooked up again. His comments ruined the whole experience.

 

[ramsgate18]

met a guy off grindr, he said he wanted nsa which suited me fine, our convo went as far as name location into and when we would meet, get to his and in person we got as far as glad you could find the house, bedrooms on the left

as im sucking his cock he asks if im single, so i just said well obviously hence im sucking you off, then he proceeded to tell me he thinks we should be a couple, i repeat at this point all i knew was his name and location so i said no and we finished what was happening and agreed to meet again

he text me and informed me i had broken his heart and wasted his time as he thought i wanted more, i told him to read back our grindr conversation and delete my number

 

[Brisler]

I read the entire thing, ArtAppreciation, and I highly recommend that every user of this site does the same thing, as I thoroughly enjoyed every line of it.

Seriously, guys, broaden your attention span and read that post!

 

[lusciouslawgirl]

Mine would be an older man bursting into tears after sex because he had just (unbeknownst to me) cheated on his wife

 

[bighungman10]

$ I happily tell this true story with no regret or shame because uh, when I fuck up I own that shit

You certainly do. wow the things we do when we are young huh.

I once met a girl on this site who bothered to get to know me, then one day decided to completely cut me off for no reason. Not really a horror story, but a waste of both of our times none the less.


Another time I met a girl online, her pics were pretty cute. I drove to her place and it was an absolute pig sty. The garden was full of crap and the house looked like it was about to fall down.

Thinking with my dick rather than my brain, i went and knocked on the door. A huge rottweiler started slamming against the glass and i thought it was going to break through and kill me. The girl smacks the dog and as it runs away she opens up and introduces herself. I instantly knew she was a lot older than her pics and a lot more over weight. But she was a woman, and had a pussy so I walked through into what could best be described as a rubbish dump. I don't actually remember any furniture, just piles of junk that had been formed into shapes of chairs and tables, and thin pathways had been cleared through the mountainous debris. I followed her along one of these snaking, meandering valleys of putrid garbage until we reached the 'bedroom'.

There was no bed, just a a pile of towels on the floor (??). and amazingly a working TV. how she managed to keep the power connected to that place I have no idea. It was clearly her pride and joy because she made a big show of waving be to the towel-bed and asking smugly what channel i would like to watch. I am ashamed to say I did sit on the towels and even attempted to put my arm around my lovely date. She at least smelled clean. after about five minutes I just pulled my dick out and put her hand on it. She didn't seem thrilled at this romantic gesture and yet didn't resist either. She went to get a condom and we fucked. I practically ran to the doctors the next day and luckily had no diseases.

Much regret.

 

[badger76]

Had a few instances very much like some of the stories above.

Have had a guy cry after he nutted, as with the other story he had just cheated on his wife and it was his 1st time being blown by a guy - strangely enough 2 weeks later he was back to messaging me for another meet up - just goes to show how differently a man thinks when his balls are full.

Then I had a guy I met on Craigslist (another straight guy), he told me that he was older and had not had sex with his wife in years - he sent pictures and was actually not bad looking so I invited him over so I could give him a blowjob.

Anyway, he arrives, and it is obvious straight away that the pictures he sent me where from many years ago, which he admits, but we get chatting anyway (and I am horny).
We start to get undressed, and he starts to make some big fuss about how big my cock is (bearing in mind I'm only about 6.5 - 7") still in his underwear he then decides to tell me his story.

Basically he was involved in a fire as a child, and his legs and genitals were badly burnt, therefore when he went through puberty neither his cock or balls grew.
So he takes off his underwear, and basically there is this penis about the size and width of my little finger from the 2nd knuckle up, which has the texture of Freddy Kruger's face - now don't get me wrong, poor guy, I know he had been in an accident, but if it was me I think it is the sort of thing you would mention in your 1st email.

So anyway, he decides that he wants to suck my cock as he has never seen another mans before and thinks it's amazing (lol, he would die if he saw most if the average ones on here) - I wasn't really in the mood, but was horny and he was there so I let him give me an untalented but very enthusiastic suck.

After I came, I went to the bathroom to clean up while he got dressed - he thanked me very much and left - about 10 minutes later I get a message from him saying thank you and telling me to look on top of my tv. Confused I looked on my tv and there was £60 he had left me....

I was straight on the phone to my friend - 'Oh my God, I am a whore!!!!!'

Lol

 

[Infernal]

I had forgotten about this one - I was living in Houston in 2011 and I went to this guys house for a blow job. The place was an absolute wreck. He told me that his house was in disarray because he was getting divorced and his wife and kids had moved out a few days before. While that may have been true, it was obvious that he was a hoarder. So no blow job for me. I went home and jerked off.

 

[drambone2001]

Such a shame about all the dopey commentary. The guy's a total buzz kill. You'll find lots of cool people to hang out with, hung_8x6.

Looking forward to reading about a partner who knows how to treat a sexy guy properly.

 

[Catharsis]

I rarely do online hookups any more because the freak show ratio is so high. It's just easier to meet people at sex venues where you can size them up, see what they really look like, read their body language, and know if there is any chemistry before wasting time and money. But yes, I have a greatest hits of horror stories. A couple that stand out.

My partner and I hooked up on Manhunt with a nice looking athletic guy for a three way. He was a small dicked guy who wanted to be spit-roasted and humiliated. That's all fun and good. We went over to place, and he lives in an apartment. We get into the action and all is going fine. In the middle of it all his room mate walks into the room and says 'don't mind me'. He sits at a desk and starts surfing online on the computer. The bottom we're fucking is begging us not to stop, and the room mate reiterates not to mind him. We shrug out shoulders and keep fucking. Then the doorbell rings, the room mate had several female friends at the door, and I could hear him saying that 'So and so is getting gangbanged by two hung guys in the other room in a really matter of fact way. At that point, we've stopped and are getting ready to leave. As we're heading out, the friends all come into the room while the bottom is still lying on the couch naked with his legs splayed asking up not to leave. Truly bizarre scene. It made be paranoid we were videoed as some kind of x-rated gag show.

I also have been shit on and vomited on two times each. Some bottoms just neglect to prepare for the festivities. The worst was when I was fucking a guy and pulled out to change positions. I was then flooded in my lap by a torrent of foul smelling diarrhoea. Needless to say, my hard on and desire for sex instantly vanished. Lots of apologies from the bottom. I then showered and left. Shit happens, right?

Oh lord... That's really all I have to say.

I wish I could contribute, but I don't really have anything to say for THIS topic.

When I was sexually active, I was quite upset that the guys I did meet up for sex didn't want to continue talking afterward. Not that I was expecting a relationship from them, but I didn't understand why they would exchange numbers (one of them even added me on facebook, afterwards) and not reply to me after we hook up.

Anyway, I didn't have too many encounters, but what I did experience was all fun. I suppose my only true complaint would be that I have yet to cum with another guy.

 

[ramsgate18]

my friend has given me his blessing to share his story

one summer we both decided to live out our fantasies, go to a sex sauna, try bindage etc etc

one of his fantasies was to walk in and be really rough with a guy borderline sexual assault, with the other guys full blessing obviously

so he chatted to a guy online and he was up for it too, would be lubed up and nude on the bed my mate walks in blind folds him bit or oral sex, lots of dirty talk "what are you doing my wife will be home any minute" that kinda nonsense

the pair had an amazing time both came hard my friend left feeling a million dollars, til the police turned up at his door

the guys neighbours had heard the little role play through the walls and had phoned the police and taken down my friends liscense plate number, rather than admit to police it was a roleplay the guy cried rape (the pair had laughed after and hugged and parted on good terms)

luckily two bits of evidence saved my friends butt from jail, chat logs, text mesages and emails and the fact the guy had no damage "back there" meaning he had prepared for the sex and was relaxed and ready for it

my friend still does these roleplays sometimes, but he makes sure they consent before and has their chat logs stored incase the same happens again

 

[sizerules]

Don't know if most would consider this a horror story. When I was a young, cute 20-something I used to cruise the local gay park. There was a guy in a Ford Bronco who was cruising me on this particular day. He was very handsome in a Colt model kind or way. Dark hair with sexy cookie duster 'stache, 40's, 6' 2", 220, muscles for days. I climbed into his truck to get better acquainted with him. Once inside I see his very muscular hairy legs. His pecs are beyond stunning. He keeps rubbing them and tweaking his nips. Muscular pecs, great asses and huge dicks are my weakness. My cock is visibly twitching & straining for release under my shorts. Although this is the 90's, he is wearing those silky 70's shorts with colored piping on the edges. Because of how he is sitting and how tight his shorts are, I should be able to see exactly what he's packing and the outline of his cock. I can see nothing in his crotch resembling cock or balls. The complete lack of crotch bulge is concerning to me - It looks like a girls crotch. He reclines his seat and says "let's get our big cocks out, boy". He pulls down his shorts along with his jockstrap that must have been compressing his junk to reveal a hard cock that is not quite as big as my thumb with a set of grapes to match. I've never seen a hard cock so small in all my life. Smaller length and girth THAN MY THUMB. I am a size queen. A vienna sausage would look big in comparison to him. My eyes must have been huge as saucers, which is ironic becuse I could have seen tiny his cock thru squinted eyes. I mumbled something about leaving the iron on at my apartment and bolted from that Bronco as fast as I could.

His body was absolute perfection. If this happened today I would have flipped him over and fucked him good instead!