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  1. BruceSter

    BruceSter New Member

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    Hi there,

    let's do this: http://www.yournewromance.com/areyoumetrosexual.html (for guys, ladies take the link please).

     
  2. jonb

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    You Don't Even Know Any Metrosexuals!
    You're a man's man who could intimidate John Wayne.
    You've got the charm to impress women, more than any pretty boy.
    Women flock to a stud like you, even if you refust to take them dancing.
    You have a mojo all your own, without having to primp or moisturize.

    Personally, I always thought the "metrosexual" thing was just a way to market to men. But it makes more sense for us to ask the GAY men in the fashion industry what's hot than it does for women to ask them what's hot.
     
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    You've Got Some Metrosexual Tendencies!
    So what if you read GQ and use face soap? You're still straight!
    You just know that you need to look, smell, and feel good to make an impression.
    And if this means hitting Banana Republic for some new clothes, you're up to it.
    Just make sure you play some rugby later to even things out.


    Kind of funnys since I'm 100% GAY! LOL
     
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    You Don't Even Know Any Metrosexuals!
     
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    Heres a shock ..

    You Don't Even Know Any Metrosexuals!
    You're a man's man who could intimidate John Wayne.
    You've got the charm to impress women, more than any pretty boy.
    Women flock to a stud like you, even if you refust to take them dancing.
    You have a mojo all your own, without having to primp or moisturize.
     
  6. Dr Rock

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    You Don't Even Know Any Metrosexuals! etc
     
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    Ditto.

    Stupid homophobia! Gotta smell fresh and buy stuff. Oh and have nice skin!
     
  8. prepstudinsc

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    You Are A Metrosexual!
    Are you sure you're not gay? Not a girl?
    You spend your last car payment at the Clinque counter.
    And your beauty routine? A two hour ordeal... not including hair.
    All girls like an attractive guy - but with your nightly facials, you've gone too far!

    Like I didn't know this...except that I don't use Clinique. I use much more off the beaten path products. Clinique is much too pedestrian for me and I don't do nightly facials. LOL
     
  9. mindseye

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    Don't need a quiz to tell me what I am.

    I'm retrosexual.
     
  10. Dr Rock

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    cool, I'm teratosexual myself
     
  11. absinthium

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    Y'know, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of all these bastards who think they can have sex with metropolitan areas and get away with it.
    Just like all those homophobes... How dare they be afraid of things that are the same!?!?!

    Sorry, but the bastardization of language in this country makes me want to eviscerate like a sea cucumber in the night.

    ...And why can't anyone figure out the difference between "then" and "than"?
    AND ANOTHER THING-
     
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    You're a man's man who could intimidate John Wayne.
    You've got the charm to impress women, more than any pretty boy.
    Women flock to a stud like you, even if you refust to take them dancing.
    You have a mojo all your own, without having to primp or moisturize.

    How about that I'm a bi-retrosexual
     
  13. steve319

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    You've Got Some Metrosexual Tendencies!

    So what if you read GQ and use face soap? You're still straight!
    You just know that you need to look, smell, and feel good to make an impression.
    And if this means hitting Banana Republic for some new clothes, you're up to it.
    Just make sure you play some rugby later to even things out.

    Hmmmm....I thought that was just part of keeping a job in the professional world? ;)
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!

    It's just your inner Italian peacock spreading its feathers! LOL!
     
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    Wait a minute....are you saying your dalliance with the peacock didn't involve fowl at all?

    *falls over in a dead faint*
     
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    "'Homosexual' is a barbarously hybrid word, and I claim no responsibility for it."
    --Havelock Ellis
     
  17. prepstudinsc

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    It's just your inner Italian peacock spreading its feathers! LOL!
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    Chil', it's hard work to look this good. LOL
     
  18. naughty

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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Chil', it's hard work to look this good. LOL
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    Baby boy, you are sooooo modest! I do have to say whatever you are doing keep doing it because it is working!
     
  19. BruceSter

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    I don't know what's the point for men in applying all these beauty assets - maybe it's that not all women say that they want their partner to shave his legs/chest/crotch, to smell better, to feel more smooth or whatever - but I have never been asked to do so. And I am comfortable with the things I do, that is - I think - all a man needs, no specially complex cleaning and peeling and make-up procedures.

    Bruce
     
  20. prepstudinsc

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    What's wrong with a guy doing it? Women do it all the time. If a guy wants to take care of his skin so he doesn't look like a beat up shoe by the time he's 40, good for him. I'm proud of the fact that I don't have a wrinkle and that I've got good skin. I just like to take care of what I've got so I can enjoy it for a long time--call me vain, but I don't want to be all beat up and haggard and still be fairly young.
    I've seen too many people who looked far older than their actual years. I'd rather be older than I look. I trim my chest because I find body hair to be a nuissance and being hairy, it requires maintenance. I like to dress well because I can.
    If that make makes me metrosexual, so be it. I've always just considered it being well bred. I never knew any different because as a pre-teen and teenager I started going to fancy hair salons, using facial products, and wearing designer clothes.
     
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