Hope I measure up!

[warmhorizon]

Um, hi everyone. Just joined about two weeks ago and then instantly lost my internet connection so i'm only saying hi now!

Anyway, I'm also not so sure if I measure up, I don't consider myself big or anything but I realised I might be a little above average when no matter how hard i tried it just WOULD NOT go in my ex-boyfriends ass! (That's not why we broke up fyi)

Length wise I'm on the average end of the scale, a little over 7 inches, but depending on how hard i get it goes between 5" and 6" around with an annoyingly thick head that obviously causes problems on entry.

So do I meet the minimum requirements? :redface:

 

[JonahFalcon]

So do I meet the minimum requirements? :redface:

I dunno. Strip naked, lube up your ass, lay on your back, put your legs on my shoulders... and I'll, er, evaluate you.

 

[koval]

Welcome to the group:smile:

 

[warmhorizon]

Ok, not to come over all crazy fan-boy or anything but OH MY SHIT! JONAH FALCON!!! :biggrin1: EEE!!!

 

[palicao]

Ok, not to come over all crazy fan-boy or anything but OH MY SHIT! JONAH FALCON!!! :biggrin1: EEE!!!

eheheheh
and he offers to evaluate you too!!! go grab some lube dude!

btw welcome to LPSG ^,^)/

 

[warmhorizon]

Gracias Palicao!
And hey, nice pics. :smile:

 

[smoothrnb]

Welcome, WH! Hope you enjoy LPSG!

 

[warmhorizon]

Thanks all!
So does this mean I'm in?

 

[D_alex8]

Are there really warm horizons in the celebrated tropical resort of, erm, Woking?

Welcome to LPSG. :smile:

 

[warmhorizon]

Haha! Not really, especially not as hot as in Germany with you heating up the atmosphere with your smoking body.
Und dur grosse schwanze ist sehr schonne Alex! :wink:
(Sorry for the terrible German, i'm a little out of practice)

 

[rob_just_rob]

Thanks all!
So does this mean I'm in?

Did you just ask "Am I in yet?"

 

[warmhorizon]

...

 

[rchangin]

Thanks all!
So does this mean I'm in?

Warm,
Sounds like you've already made quite an impression, even without a photo. Welcome and enjoy the group.

 

[tallguypns]

Welcome to the LPSG. You're in. At least, I think I feel you in there.

 

[Pecker]

Welcome, warmhorizon! You measure up.

 

[prickleyguy]

everyone is into measuring today?
Grab a ruler and come on in.

 

[TripodMillenium]

Hey... why should we have any problem with you being here, even if you were small?


You seem like fun to me..... :wink:

 

[jeff black]

I dunno. Strip naked, lube up your ass, lay on your back, put your legs on my shoulders... and I'll, er, evaluate you.

IS that how you welcome all the newbies, Jonah??

Whatever happened to a simple HELLO

 

[warmhorizon]

Wow, I'm a little blown away by all the attention, I'm usually pretty shy in real life. :redface:
Thanks everybody, and hey I'll try and get some pictures up soon. It's only fair right?

 

[D_alex8]

Wow, I'm a little blown away by all the attention

It seems only fair to blow you a little to get your attention.

*looks forward to the pictures with interest* :wink: :smile: