Hope I measure up!

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  1. warmhorizon

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    Um, hi everyone. Just joined about two weeks ago and then instantly lost my internet connection so i'm only saying hi now! :rolleyes:

    Anyway, I'm also not so sure if I measure up, I don't consider myself big or anything but I realised I might be a little above average when no matter how hard i tried it just WOULD NOT go in my ex-boyfriends ass! (That's not why we broke up fyi)

    Length wise I'm on the average end of the scale, a little over 7 inches, but depending on how hard i get it goes between 5" and 6" around with an annoyingly thick head that obviously causes problems on entry.

    So do I meet the minimum requirements? :redface:
     
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    I dunno. Strip naked, lube up your ass, lay on your back, put your legs on my shoulders... and I'll, er, evaluate you.
     
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    Welcome to the group:smile:
     
  4. warmhorizon

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    Ok, not to come over all crazy fan-boy or anything but OH MY SHIT! JONAH FALCON!!! :biggrin1: EEE!!!
     
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    eheheheh
    and he offers to evaluate you too!!! go grab some lube dude!

    btw welcome to LPSG ^,^)/
     
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    Gracias Palicao!
    And hey, nice pics. :smile:
     
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    Welcome, WH! Hope you enjoy LPSG!
     
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    Thanks all!
    So does this mean I'm in?
     
  9. D_alex8

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    Are there really warm horizons in the celebrated tropical resort of, erm, Woking? :rolleyes:

    Welcome to LPSG. :smile:
     
  10. warmhorizon

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    Haha! Not really, especially not as hot as in Germany with you heating up the atmosphere with your smoking body.
    Und dur grosse schwanze ist sehr schonne Alex! :wink:
    (Sorry for the terrible German, i'm a little out of practice)
     
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    Did you just ask "Am I in yet?" :eek:
     
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    Sounds like you've already made quite an impression, even without a photo. Welcome and enjoy the group.
     
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    Welcome to the LPSG. You're in. At least, I think I feel you in there.
     
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    Welcome, warmhorizon! You measure up.
     
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    everyone is into measuring today?:rolleyes:
    Grab a ruler and come on in.
     
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    Hey... why should we have any problem with you being here, even if you were small?


    You seem like fun to me..... :wink:
     
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    IS that how you welcome all the newbies, Jonah??

    Whatever happened to a simple HELLO:rolleyes:
     
  19. warmhorizon

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    Wow, I'm a little blown away by all the attention, I'm usually pretty shy in real life. :redface:
    Thanks everybody, and hey I'll try and get some pictures up soon. It's only fair right?
     
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    It seems only fair to blow you a little to get your attention. :rolleyes:

    *looks forward to the pictures with interest* :wink: :smile:
     
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