Horny as hell

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  1. johnjacobs

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    Horny as hell and all I can think of is being on all fours, fucking, getting fucked, sucking, getting sucked and joining in on the fun I see in all of my porn movies!
     
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    Crazy idea here... right out of left field... people are going to laugh at me but I'll say it anyway...

    Have you given any consideration to masturbating?
     
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    Hahaha. DUH. But to be perfectly honest, porn and masturbation wouldn't fully satisfy my cravings. I need the real thing for a change. It's been a few weeks. I can't go long without my medicine!

    I'm hanging out with a girl friend of mine this weekend, who has a gorgeous face and big ass tits and also to mention has asked me a few times to show her my stuff, so maybe I'll finally hook up with her this weekend to satisfy my urge!
     
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    A noble pursuit! Godspeed, young man.
     
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    Hahah, best post ever. Thanks!
     
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