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My roommate is playing his fucking computer games and I am in my bed with a hard fucking boner and he's weird as fuck and I just wanna jack off. Ha. I feel like he'd think of me as weird as fuck. He gets so awkward when I wake up and walk with my morning hard on so ya. Wtf do I do?!!!!!!
 

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My roommate is playing his fucking computer games and I am in my bed with a hard fucking boner and he's weird as fuck and I just wanna jack off. Ha. I feel like he'd think of me as weird as fuck. He gets so awkward when I wake up and walk with my morning hard on so ya. Wtf do I do?!!!!!!

bet ya he is jacking off at the computer.
 

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My roommate is playing his fucking computer games and I am in my bed with a hard fucking boner and he's weird as fuck and I just wanna jack off. Ha. I feel like he'd think of me as weird as fuck. He gets so awkward when I wake up and walk with my morning hard on so ya. Wtf do I do?!!!!!!

who cares start walking around naked with your boner. tell him you cant go to sleep until after you cum. The 1st few months i lived with my college roommate we tried to hid our boners and tried to jo in the shower. i finally just told him that I hated wearing cloths and he said that he felt the same way. so that night we both slept naked and when we saw each other hard the next morning it was a major ice breaker. the next night i told him i had to jo before bed and so we both would turn the lights out and jo before bed. nothing sexual just two young horny guys share a small bedroom.
 

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...the next night i told him i had to jo before bed and so we both would turn the lights out and jo before bed. nothing sexual just two young horny guys share a small bedroom.

and yet your percentage suggests something else... :wink:
 

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I have a shared bathroom in the hall. Ha but ya. I just waited for it to go down. And no I'm hard again. Fml. Ha. He is still clickling on the computer. He has class early. Gonna fucking wank like thirty times when he leaves!
 

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Yes. Role-model what is normal. Hard-ons are normal. Jerking off before you go to sleep is normal (there are hormonal changes taking place as we get sleepy). Waking up with a huge boner slapping against your belly-button is normal...why even bother to hide it / role-model it; he's the one that is retarded.
Also, set some limits: no computer games or noises after a certain hour. This guy has no manners. After ten pm for example, he can take his lap-top elsewhere. Before that: study in the library. And, yes, get a new room-mate.
 

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Ha no this foo is super Asian. Only thinks about video games. Never talks about virls. And I'm horny like 24/7. Ha. It sucks. He just got outta bed and saw my morning hard on in my boxers and fucking ran out to shower. Ha. Like wtf is so wrong with that?!!!!!! Damn. New roommate I think is a must.
 

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lol honestly this is a very common (and slightly adorable from an outside perspective) thing with roommates in the same room, and I daresay your Resident Director will not award you a new roommate simply because he clashes with your J/O schedule :)

As sexually open and confident as I am, my roommates and I never really shared those parts of ourselves. I think I woke up once to a roommate jerking off, but I just fell back asleep.

Later on when I was more aware of my sexuality, I began to care less about what I exposed, but it was just that - I didn't care. Except one time I got up for a midnight snack with a roommate and he warned me "he had a boner". There, in full light, wearing only blue briefs, he stood eating a banana with a boner cocked to the right.

Damn I miss college.
 

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I just ran to the bathroom or waited until my roommates were asleep when I had to share a dorm. I'm a rather shy, reserved person in real, so I'm not the type to tell someone about my jerk-off schedule
 

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This raises a question I'll pose here. I've lived alone for practically all my life. I had college dorm mates and room mates after college for a few years. THOSE years were interesting because we were older (in our mid 20s) and if we saw one another with a boner it was no big deal. We'd share the bathroom (one guy showering and another shaving for example) and we were all quite comfortable. We did not live naked or walk around naked etc but we were in our underwear a lot. And we were all straight.

Fast forward... I have been thinking of getting a roommate to help defray some costs - at least for a year. But I live naked. When I get home, I strip. I watch TV naked, I work from home naked, I make coffee naked etc. I don't want to cramp my lifestyle getting a room mate.

Is it strange to post on line EXACTLY this and explain that I'd prefer another nudist? I tried it on CL and got "are you a top or bottom?". That's not what the ad was about and I'm a bit scared that this is what I would attract.

Anything thoughts/comments/suggestions?
 

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I'm in the EXACT same situation dude...these guys telling u to just whip it out and go at it either grew up during a different time when this was more acceptable or had a much different relationship with their roommate than you and me have.

I've been trying to brainstorm ideas as to how to jack off with this situation. So far I've been able to just wait til he rolls over and is at least trying to sleep. I am not too loud and keep it under the covers but if he rolls over or eventually says something I feel like it is much easier to explain this. At least I attempted to keep to myself but shit happens when u live with in the same 10x15 box.