Horny Housewife

[BUSTERHYMAN]

A suburban housewife was feeling very horny, and set her sights on the bag boy at the local supermarket. So after she finished her grocery shopping, she asked the boy if he would carry her bags to her car. As they walked through the parking lot, she leaned over and whispered in his ear, "You know, I have an itchy pussy."
The boy said, "Lady, you’ll have to point it out. All those Japanese cars look the same to me."

 

[hifzija]

You are not normal...please don`t kill me.

 

[parchissi]

I shouldn't say it - but thats funneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Uck, get out the bleach, 'cause that one's so old it's got mold on it.:684: