Horny in hotels!

[novice_btm]

...Methinks all us "I-get-horny-in-hotels" men are not alone.

If only I had one coming over. :tongue:

 

[Swordie]

Always Always Always -

I get ROCKHARD and start trolling the second I get to my room to the second I leave - NO ONE is "safe"...

 

[kcstrker]

hotels and sex just go together. i'm going to have to check out the underside of the desk now.

i always leave the curtains open and never hesitate to jo if i want to. last night i was in a hotel in DC, couldn't sleeep, had the curtains open and masturbated for 5 hours, through three ejaculations.

also love bringing my fleshlight on trips -- i wonder what the maids think as its drying...

 

[BiItalianBro]

same here...too bad there isn't a hotel network" for horny guys to sync up and stroke together during those lonely trips.

there is...its called craigslist .... as if LOL

 

[rbkwp]

mmmm Memories
Had some Great times in some of the Hotels Local and Au
Country Hotels tended to be Solo action
City Hotels (not often as could not afford them) made me want to have a Geust over.
-one of the better ones was renting a Motel for a week..had its own Hot Pool of considerable size..Party times Galore
Think its the sterile nature/supposedly clean rooms that made me xtra horny in them.
enz

 

[thadjock]

how many people saw that office episode where dwight and michael are in the hotel room and dwight turns on the black light and the whole room is covered with huge smears and blotches and dwight says "that's either blood , semen or urine" and then michael says: "GOD I HOPE IT"S URINE"

i almost pissed myself i laughed so hard.

think about that the next time ur in a hotel room, or the next time ur painting the walls of ur room with cum!

 

[B_LgPenisSupporter]

I don't know you, this chick, or the situation, but if I could give you some "older but wiser" advice:

DO NOT fuck co-workers.

Ever.

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It is almost always gets ugly, and jobs are hard to come by in this economy.

Bottom line..."Don't Shit Where You Eat"

 

[trentnyc08]

anyone ever have sex with the door ajar in hotel? i love attention, and wondered what peeps in the hall must have thought at the grunts and groans coming from my deep fuck last weeknd.

been invited back to a few rooms for a drink, and thant usually means she is thirsty for a wad of my face cream:smile:

dude if you are fucking deep with your door open i would lover to peek in and watch a little!

 

[hollywood11.4"]

i agree with the previous posters. i get horny as fuck in hotel rooms and end up splashing bucketloads of cum all over it before i leave.

 

[mdlindqu]

I never thought to look up under the desk for the cum stains, I always notice remnants of dry cum stains on the chair, specially if it is black leather.

 

[lpsg17]

Yeah hotel rooms, nothing like hearing a litttle action in the room next door to get ones blood pumping

 

[B_Artful Dodger]

For some reason, I always get horny in hotel rooms...
but instead of sexing up some random stranger, I usually rub one out...

Ditto. Basically the first thing I do when I get to a hotel is av a wank... I think it has somthing to do with the travelling before hand :smile:

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

id say be curtious when wanking in hotels. dont spray everyhwere thats kinda unfair on the next person. find a girl and spray on them

 

[catman]

I make it easier on my self (add me to the list of 'horny as hell in hotels' too)...

I simply walk in the door adn start losing clothes...then hit the bathroom, take a long relaxing shower (esp if a long drive/plane) and have a good long jack....they always have the nice free lathery soaps too (except for one hotel that has stuff that makes me break out...ugh)

 

[RubberHarley]

Yes, absolutely, I can relate to that. I know my wife gets a huge turn on when we check into a motel/hotel. She's taking her clothes off as she hits the door. Hotels have always turned into great sex. Best was in Las Vegas with mirrors on the ceiling. Great to watch her climb on top of me.

 

[itravel]

i went to Europe for 3 weeks and stayed in quite a few hotels. i left my mark everywhere i went.

best wank i had was when i checked into my hotel in London after an 8 hour flight and a shower. the thread earlier about getting wood on a flight is true and i couldn't wait to take care of it.

 

[B_Nick8]

I live in hotels about 1/3 to half the year and...um...yea. I totally relate....have no idea why. Lets just say thats why I remove the comforter first thing after checking in lol


Come to think of it, if you check my gallery, most of my manwhore pics were taken in hotels. Hmmmmmm

Yeah, and it's getting more and more difficult trying to figure out your itinerary, arrange to get new jobs, and then ask for particular time schedules just to be on-call when you order room service. But I'm determined.

 

[novice_btm]

OK, so a "WTF?" hotel moment for you all...

In what universe does the "Do Not Disturb" sign, hanging out on the door, make the reader think...

"Hmm, I should still knock, and when no one answers, use my keycard to open the door anyway, and when the security hasp is engaged, use a stick to undo it, and walk into the room, to find the occupant standing there in a towel, with a shocked look on his face, stopping his phone conversation to yell, 'What are you DOING?', and then ask him, 'Ohhh, you no wan' aaice?', just to be sure." ??? SERIOUSLY??? :011::banghead:

 

[sfniceguy]

...use my keycard to open the door anyway, and when the security hasp is engaged, use a stick to undo it, and walk into the room...

Sounds like a good time to call hotel management/security to me.

 

[novice_btm]

Sounds like a good time to call hotel management/security to me.

Oh, the front desk definitely heard about it.