Horny Old People

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A widowed lady, Sarah, was sitting on a beach towel in Miami Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, spread his blanket on the sand nearby, and had begun reading a book.
    Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
    "Hello, sir, how are you?"
    "Fine, thank you" he responded, and turned back to his book.
    "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" Sarah asked.
    "First time since my wife passed away last year" he replied, and again turned back to his book.
    "Do you live around here?" she asked.
    "Yes, I live over in Suntree" he answered, and resumed reading.
    Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?"
    With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!
    As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
    The man replied "How did you know my name is Katz?"
     
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    Thanx! That was HILARIOUS!!!:biggrin1:
     
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    Funny, but the thoguht of nude old people doing it in the sand turns me off.
     
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