Horoscope test: It will freak you out

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  1. naughty

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    AMAZINGLY ACCURATE

    Whatever you do, don't cheat!
    CHINESE HOROSCOPE :
    THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
    WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
    CHINESE NEW YEAR
    FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
    DO NOT CHEAT
    OR IT WON'T WORK AND
    YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

    TAKE 3 MINUTES
    TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
    THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
    HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
    NO CHEATING !!!!

    THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
    DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
    IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

    1st. Get PEN and PAPER

    2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

    3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

    4th. SCROLL DOWN
    ONE LINE AT THE TIME
    DON`T READ AHEAD
    otherwise
    YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.


    On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.













    BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2 ,
    WRITE DOWN ANY
    2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

    DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?











    BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7 ,
    WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
    OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.









    CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT


    WRITE ANYONES NAME
    (like FRIENDS or FAMILY. ..)
    next to 4, 5, & 6 .



    DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID


















    WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11



    Finally, MAKE A WISH













    ARE YOU READY?
    HERE IS THE
    KEY TO THE GAME


    THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
    SPACE 2


    THE PERSON IN SPACE
    3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE



    THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
    SPACE 7



    YOU CARE MOST about t he PERSON you put in
    SPACE 4







    THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
    KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.





    YOU CARE MOST about t he PERSON you put in
    SPACE 4







    THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
    KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.





    THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
    PERSON IN 7







    THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
    YOUR MIND






    AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
    FEEL ABOUT LIFE



    NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
    LUCKY NUMBER
     
  2. Rugbypup

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    It's good, yeah, but what about the name in number 6?
     
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    That's right....number 6 was forgotten !
     
  4. D_Kaye Throttlebottom

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    It was semiaccurate, but it didn't freak me out.
     
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    No offense but this had to be made by a straight person. Was totally off for me.
     
  6. Stretch

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    Also no offense...but not even close. This has actually been circulating for years.
     
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    Amusing. 3 and 4 were right on, maybe 5, too. If I had put down my first thought about 7, that would have been prophetic. The music part didn't work at all, and btw song in 8 is also forgotten.
     
  8. D_Keziah Binbanger

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    It was almost right, especially the music part
     
  9. Pecker

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    Yuck. I'm in love with my daughter-in-law and her best friend. None of it worked for me. Even the lucky number was off.
     
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    Someone sent this to me in an e-mail last week...It's pretty amazing!
     
  11. naughty

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    Y'all will know the next time I share a chain letter with you! :biggrin1:
     
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