Horse hung Shannon of 5th Wheel Episode

[D_Martin van Burden]

I was going to make a similar comment pertaining to his flaccid-to-erect growth, but you beat me to it.

I have to laugh when loveem said that he guessed Shannon had the whole picture; if it were the case, then I'm sure he would have left with the ladies. He let his dick do all the impression and left the personality at home, from what I've heard about the episode. Thus, a big package need not necessitate a total one.

 

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Alligator_Jack: i dunno...he doesnt look all that hard to me

 

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Icarus213: I think it's a bit funny that Shannon isn't getting much love from this board. I dare say some of the big guys here (even ones bigger than him) don't have all that great personalities around the ladies either and might have done a similarly bland job. Heck, some of us could have been on the show!

But what the hey? He's a hung guy who got credit for it, and that is about all he got, looks like. We all can still relate to the storyline, hmm?

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Aw c'mon! No offense, but if I were aiming to do well on a "Blind Date" episode, I doubt I would try to "sell" my dick like the way he did. I don't know for sure if the ladies would have eagle-eye vision with which to inspect the every fiber and vein on my dick hungrily or lustfully. But I wouldn't make that assumption.

Know me first; if we get along, you'll know my dick too, right?

 

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Icarus213: Well said. I wonder, too, how much of it the show directors put him up for. If his package was the main reason he was picked to be the 5th wheel, he might have been encouraged to play it up on the show. Doesn't excuse him totally, but it would explain the storyline better, I 'spose.

 

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janec2000uk: Yuppers, that's him! He looks plenty big to me, perhaps I don't get out enough ... Lol. What a bod! Too bad he was dumb as peas :-(

-- Jane

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

An interesting redemption:

I watched an episode of "Blind Date" this evening featuring Justin, a guy who in his pre-date video interview, mentioned that he has an "extremely large cock [censored]." Thankfully, he didn't bother playing the trump card in his pants; he was himself and had an incredibly good date. Good call.

 

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Icarus213: Hang on, though:

If he had mentioned his size to the girl on the blind date, would
we necessarily think less of him? Of course if you rely on your dick to do what your personality can't, that isn't admirable, but should we encourage not mentioning it at all? Or maybe not on the first date, but after a few?

Sort of like you happen to know Kung Fu, and she loves Kung Fu ("Office Space" allusion there). You mention you know Kung Fu not to show off, but because maybe that is a common interest.

Okay, it's a stretch, but I wouldn't think less of the guy automatically if he had talked about his dick. Depends on the situation.

 

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willem73: y'all watch way too much TV...

 

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hugefan69: It strikes me that a good number of the "contestants" on shows like Blind Date and Elimidate and 5th Wheel live in Hollywood and are interested in promoting themselves first and getting a date second. I remember seeing a model named Francine on one show who spent the entire episode talking about her website. Everyone who saw the 5th Wheel episode thinks of Shannon as having a huge cock. Because of that he may stick in some casting agent's (not to mention local girls') memories better now. Sounds like good marketing to me!

 

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Icarus213: That's probably true of a lot of porn stars, too. They just find a way to get their size and name known to the right people and they have a job. Most of them don't have much in the way of personality or even acting skills. That was probably Shannon's only shot at fame, and probably why he is so proud of his package.

 

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ORCABOMBER: Hey guys, do you think I could be on a show like that?

Whattdya mean I'm not a loser??

 

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blueballed: Guys, this guy's name is Pierce. Check out www.piercecam.com. I think he may have been on blind date, also. Looks good to me.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

"Looks good to me."

Yeah, and dumb like a hillybilly too! Damn. I watched the Preview video, and conclusions drawn suggest that anybody with a big enough endowment can make themselves into an Internet celebrity. Obviously, he doesn't have the brains going for him and I can see why he lost in the 5th Wheel show.

Just remember: he's from Tennessee, not Kentucky. (We get enough shit for being country folk and unintelligent and redneck and all that...)

 

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Icarus213: I wonder why they changed his name for the show, then.

Also makes me wonder if we, too, take special interest in our size to make up for what we lack in brains and presonality. Hmm.

 

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prepstudinsc: [quote author=Icarus213 link=board=meetgreet;num=1041891869;start=30#35 date=01/26/03 at 10:35:41]I wonder why they changed his name for the show, then.  
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After looking at his website, I have an idea that Pierce is not his real name. He's got a pierced dick. Shannon probably is his real name, but "Pierce" is his wannabe pornstar name. In his "bio" on the Piercecam site, it states that he's appeared on The 5th Wheel and I think it also mentioned Blind Date.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Pierce = screen name (reason is pretty obvious).

Shannon Wayne Hinson = birth name.

 

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Lovembig: Just wanted to let everyone know that the 5th Wheel is bringing Shannon back for another episode. I saw the preview last night. It airs at 12:30 am tonight (late Wed) eastern time on the WB. I wonder if he's going to bring out his penis again to try to hook up.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

I checked for the show last night and it didn't come on... that sucks.

 

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Icarus213: I missed the show last night. What happened?