Horse hung Shannon of 5th Wheel Episode

[D_Martin van Burden]

I don't think it did happen, Icarus. Supposedly, the last time the guy was on the show, he tried to woo the women with his penis -- and it failed miserably.

I really wanted to see if he learned his lesson this time around... I'll check for it tonight and this weekend, just in case it does come on.

 

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Lovembig: It did come on Wednesday night. I taped it and watched it last night. Shannon tried to hook up without showing his penis at first. He did however mention in the beginning of the show that he was pierced down there. He also said he posed for Playgirl... twice. When asked if he ever did porn, he mentioned that he has a website, as someone pointed out in an earlier post. Eventually, he showed one girl his penis cause she asked. He made out pretty good on the dates cause he was up against a real geeky guy. Surprisingly, the girl he picked at the end of the show chose the geek over him. The other two girls would have picked Shannon. The last thing he said at the end of the show was that he had a "12 inch gun". I clicked on the link to see some of his pics in an earlier post and he was pretty big, but no way was that 12 inches. Just goes to show you, most men lie about thier real size.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

[quote author=Lovembig link=board=meetgreet;num=1041891869;start=30#41 date=02/21/03 at 14:19:12]Just goes to show you, most men lie about thier real size.[/quote]

Uh ... how is Shannon's (a.k.a. Pierce's) lying about his real size to be interpreted as evidence that most men do the same. I never voted on the Bozo with the pin-cushion penis to the represententative of men in general; I must've missed that election.

 

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hungfrat1981: Did anyone check out his site? It looks pretty cool...yet he sounds cocky.

 

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KZ: Jeez, why the confederate flag on the main page... that just seems like he's trying to hard to make himself look like a hick, also according to the same main page he says that he's 10 inches.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

[quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=meetgreet;num=1041891869;start=30#42 date=02/21/03 at 16:08:11]

Uh ... how is Shannon's (a.k.a. Pierce's) lying about his real size to be interpreted as evidence that most men do the same.
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It's not necessarily a logical implication taking into account how the author constructed the prior sentence, but it's a circumstantial implication. Again, a reminder that most men cheat their johnsons: porn stars find some way to add on an inch, and probably get away with it considering that we, as porn viewers, probably won't get a chance to "verify" their dicks. And as much as I love the brotherhood of my fellow big dicks, quite a few of us have augmented our sizes (though in much smaller amounts) in a display of perpetual one-upsmanship -- subscribing to the notion of dominance in an already evident 'bigger is better' (perceived as such) type forum.

Most men probably aren't ashamed of what they have, but if there's any way to make it look or feel bigger, it's been done -- penis enlargement surgeries, pumps, and even the ubiquitous shaving and trimming for the illusion of a bigger schlong.

By the by, Pierce or Shannon or whatever you want to call the fucker, is really playing up his "hick" roots for publicity's sake. Have you watched the preview videos? At the end of one of them, he tells us to join his website or he'll "beat us" with his "hillybilly stick" -- and then he yells in a belligerant manner.

Stupid fuck. (editor's note: PLEASE don't assume that that's a proper representation of men from the Dixie, alright?)

 

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neyophoenix: well Shannon has made another appearance on a dating show.

a close friend of mine called me up and let me know that the hung guy from 5th wheel was another dating show called Xtreme Dating. there was a strip tease but no mention of his now world famous twig and berries