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I ended up in the hospital with a toilet brush up my ass.
The doctor said, "How the fuck did this happen?"
I said, "Well I picked up this red head babe, one thing led to another and we ended up back at my house..."
He said, "Into the kinky stuff was she?"
I said, "No ... my wife Rilla came home".
Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier if my wardrobe wasn't so FUCKING FABULOUS!
The doctor said, "How the fuck did this happen?"
I said, "Well I picked up this red head babe, one thing led to another and we ended up back at my house..."
He said, "Into the kinky stuff was she?"
I said, "No ... my wife Rilla came home".
Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier if my wardrobe wasn't so FUCKING FABULOUS!