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Snoozan he actually is a cop though and the National Guard is his part-time gig if you will. I can see your brother would get pissed, completely different job titles there.

Got it. It's something people do sometimes to National Guardsman and it really is rather infuriating. It's one reason why my brother dreaded being pulled for airport security duty. Anyway, that was really just an aside to your thread.

You guys are pretty convincing, Suppose you're right... what's is there really to loose.

You know, there are a couple people in my past that I was on the fence about sleeping with. Now that I'm old, fat, and married, I realize I should have just gone ahead and boned them anyway. :biggrin1:
 

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Last week I had this table of National Guard boys/girls. One of the guys was actually pretty cute.. so I bullshitted with the table got half of them pretty liquored up. Towards the end of the night, they were my last table. I was cleaning my others and the cop/national guard guy sat down. He introduced himself, said I was pretty funny... asked for my number. I willingly gave it away. He was cute and in town for the next few months, I figured.. WHO KNOWS?

Fast forward to yesterday: I'm sitting around with nothing to do on a Saturday night, as I gave my shift up to one of the guys I work it. The cop texts me asking if I wanted to grab dinner/movie etc. I replied sure. We picked a place to eat.

I admittedly ran late. Sometimes it's good to keep the good/cocky ones waiting.

So we eat, bullshit, talk politics... make fun of our waitress who was a real nut.

He asks me what I want to do now, I shrug and suggested we watch one of the DVDS he had back at his hotel. Left my car at the restaurant and he drove me over to his room.

It was on base but not like a dorm or anything so it was actually pretty nice. We went in and he showed off a few of the gadgets he had bought on Black Friday. His tom-tom he had already shown off in the car, which was pretty neat, and he got a sony vaio. [Which i have but he got for a fraction of the cost.]

He put in the series 2 and a half men.. we watched it laughed.. whatever. We were laying on the bed ... just asking each other questions. We both declared that we didn't have sex/oral with strangers.

WELL: I don't remember how but i prompted him to whip his dick out to see the goods.

Remember, this is a pretty good looking guy. Muscular, tall like 6 '2, real nice.... green eyes.

His dick, though 'pretty' if you will, wasn't small but average, pretty thick, but average.

We all know what the deal is here... He's only going to be in town 2 months. Pretty positive nothing serious is going to come out of this... so 'fuck buddies' it is.

Question is: Hot body, nice personality, balling as far as money goes, but average penis.

Do you say hey maybe he's great in the sack?
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Do you find yourself a bigger penis?

Ladies? Men? Shmales?

Help a sister out.

ooooohh c'mon! typical pretty girl talk! U know u can get whatever u want and turn up picky! Please! Maybe the problem is in your head dont u think? I'm average looking and sized and i'm still capable of the best :) Give it a chance and open your mind! Please come down of your cloud...
 

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picasso was terrible at math as a youth because the number 7 lookedlike an upside down human nose to him, and it confused him. take that, Big_E.
 

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ooooohh c'mon! typical pretty girl talk! U know u can get whatever u want and turn up picky! Please! Maybe the problem is in your head dont u think? I'm average looking and sized and i'm still capable of the best :) Give it a chance and open your mind! Please come down of your cloud...

I wish I had some of your confidence...
 

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If a guy with an average sized dick can't make you come, he's not doing it right.

And yeah, I can think of a couple of women I should have boned when I had the chance. The worst that happens is you have crappy sex and never see them again. Then again, there's the chance it turns out to be awesome.

One thing I know for sure is the best lay I ever had was from a girl with a wig and a big nose. Not really up to my usual standards if you're just talking face and body, but ridiculous in the sack.

Anyway, I say go for it!
 

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a wig? I read your story in your blog. same girl? Was she one of the teenage cos-players who hang out not far from Roppongi (where I think you ended up)? Or was she someone's grandma?

Same girl! But no, not a cos-player. Not my usual type physically, either though.

I actually met her at the college I was attending, and she was always dressed very conservatively, with a pretty tight skirt/blouse/jacket combo and glasses. The wig was just a typical flat dark brown hairstyle, but she had a spot of alopecia so she had cut her hair short and wore a wig (she told me later).

We actually had lunch in Shibuya or Shinjuku, but the love hotel we went to was in Roppongi.

Anyway, looking at her, you wouldn't expect her to be screaming and going wild in bed, but in retrospect, I should have known; It seems to be a trend with women who dress that conservatively from what I've found.
 

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Notthe7.... do it, who cares if you don't like it.. he's gone in like... 2 months. If he's good... then lol get him to fly you home with him. He's loaded... try it out, life is like a box of chocolates.. you wont know which ones have the cherry if you don't take a bite of all of them.
 

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Go for it but be safe. I hooked up with a cop awhile ago. Penis length was pretty good but the girth could've been better. Even though he was kinda controlling in the sack it was still pretty good.
:biggrin1:
 

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ooooohh c'mon! typical pretty girl talk! U know u can get whatever u want and turn up picky! Please! Maybe the problem is in your head dont u think? I'm average looking and sized and i'm still capable of the best :) Give it a chance and open your mind! Please come down of your cloud...


Julio, there's no need to be snippy. Why can't I have preferences. I'm so sick of people hating on one another. If you didn't like huge tits and you were going to be with someone just for their TITS... wouldn't you want those tits to be perfect?


TK: Very nice, i really like that saying. I'll let you supportive ladies and gentleman know what i end up doing.
 

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I'm vain, so appearance matters to me the most lol...I hope girls aren't all about cock-size when it comes to sex....I never thought it was THAT big of a deal, but I guess I was wrong.