What's the craziest, weirdest thing you have stuck up your butt?
The craziest thing I have ever put up my ass is a hot dog because I don't have a dildo. Check out my gallery for pictures.
Show off your pictures of the craziest thing you have put your hole.
did you warm it up first?
I think we are all abusing the plant and animal kingdom with all this sticking cucumbers and meat by-products in the ass.
Not all of us have easy access to great cocksmen such as yourself. :flirt: That said I never would have thought of a hotdog as dildo.
This is a very strange time we live in. This would not have occured in Jane Austen's day.
Oh...and it wasn't my ass (I swear)...but I did see a gay porn once where a couple of guys got green apples shoved up their asses. And one of them even got the end of a fire extinguisher (yes, the blunt end!) shoved up there.
AGREED! :yup:
Um...there comes a point where someone HAS to say "You know what, I don't think that's a very good idea."
Gives new meaning to hotdog down a hallway...[/QUOTE] Good one, tee hee hee you're funny!
I thought the same thing! :rofl:As disturbing as it is to consider people with food up their asses, I have to say that from a strictly practical point of view the cucumber is a better idea. It would be really awkward going to Urgent Care to have a hot dog removed because it had broken off.
As disturbing as it is to consider people with food up their asses, I have to say that from a strictly practical point of view the cucumber is a better idea. It would be really awkward going to Urgent Care to have a hot dog removed because it had broken off.
Might I ask what issue it was gentleman? because if it was the one with The Hills on the cover, it belongs there :firedevil:I put a mint copy of Catcher In the Rye in my azz. Then a copy of Rolling Stone. Salinger was more satisfying.![]()