Hot Dog In my Asshole

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  1. 7penis

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    What's the craziest, weirdest thing you have stuck up your butt?

    The craziest thing I have ever put up my ass is a hot dog because I don't have a dildo. Check out my gallery for pictures.

    Show off your pictures of the craziest thing you have put your hole.
     
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    I think you win. That is the most disturbing thing I've read in a long time. Why a hot dog?!
     
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    I've seen some pics of yours I liked but if it's all the same to you, that's one I could do without.
     
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    ok, thanks guys. you're right. I deleted the photos
     
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    You didn't have to do that. It was a personal opinion.
     
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    Awww. Missed it! I have been using a cucumber - measured the girth same as my cock. Had it 7 inches inside.
     
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    did you warm it up first?
     
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    Yes

    Wow, a cucumber? Seriously? Do you have pics?
     
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    I put a mint copy of Catcher In the Rye in my azz. Then a copy of Rolling Stone. Salinger was more satisfying. :D
     
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    As disturbing as it is to consider people with food up their asses, I have to say that from a strictly practical point of view the cucumber is a better idea. It would be really awkward going to Urgent Care to have a hot dog removed because it had broken off.
     
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    Gives new meaning to hotdog down a hallway...
     
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    I'm sorry - I don't mean to sound like a prick, but this thread is absolutely hilarious!
     
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    Oh...and it wasn't my ass (I swear)...but I did see a gay porn once where a couple of guys got green apples shoved up their asses. And one of them even got the end of a fire extinguisher (yes, the blunt end!) shoved up there.

    Um...there comes a point where someone HAS to say "You know what, I don't think that's a very good idea."
     
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    I think we are all abusing the plant and animal kingdom with all this sticking cucumbers and meat by-products in the ass.

    This is a very strange time we live in. This would not have occured in Jane Austen's day.
     
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    Oh, Will, you big romantic lug, you.
     
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    Not all of us have easy access to great cocksmen such as yourself. :flirt: That said I never would have thought of a hotdog as dildo.

    AGREED! :yup:

     
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    Come on folks...It's just a little sausage.
     
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    Go to urgent care??????????

    I would think if either of these items broke off they would find their way out naturally.
     
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    What did the man trying to get hot dog stuck up his ass out say?

    Must turd! :tongue:
     
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    Might I ask what issue it was gentleman? because if it was the one with The Hills on the cover, it belongs there :firedevil:
     
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