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Well the pizza delivery guy fantasies are common (and some in porn already made a hole in the pizza box to fit their penis...) ...ohhh the milkman or the construction worker or the landscape guy... anyone who u have near by or see once in a while & crave them..

I find my UPS's guy very yumi hot indeed...sooo friendly and fit and sweety nowdays (is hot here!) that brown uniform, his wearing shorts...always running everywhere...such a hunk !!!! :cool:

And about you ? Do you crave any in particular?
 

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Gisella said:
Well the pizza delivery guy fantasies are common (and some in porn already made a hole in the pizza box to fit their penis...) ...ohhh the milkman or the construction worker or the landscape guy... anyone who u have near by or see once in a while & crave them..

I find my UPS's guy very yumi hot indeed...sooo friendly and fit and sweety nowdays (is hot here!) that brown uniform, his wearing shorts...always running everywhere...such a hunk !!!! :cool:

And about you ? Do you crave any in particular?

The Fed-Ex guy at work has great gams. Why can't we have a delivery service that operates like Hooters? Shirtless delivery service. That's it! I think you and I should raise a little capital and start a business together, Gisella. :biggrin1:
 

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Gisella, the UPS guy where I live now, I hardly ever see. He is not attractive, and even when "signature required," he rings the bell and leaves the package on the steps... by the time I open the door, he is already driving off.

Where I used to live, though, is a different story. My UPS guy there was HOT! and very friendly. He's a golden-skinned, golden-eyed latino, very fit, very handsome. Mmmm, I sure do miss Armondo!
 

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senor rubirosa said:
Gisella, you're so lovely.
But the more I read your posts, the more I understand why half the population of South America is in Brazil.:biggrin1:

Thank U...yeh we like to play making babies a lot..and many of us do suceed..:biggrin1:

We are born in a horny place and keep the bang bang genes going on for generations..it must be...we are hungry all the time.:redface:
 

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mercurialbliss said:
The Fed-Ex guy at work has great gams. Why can't we have a delivery service that operates like Hooters? Shirtless delivery service. That's it! I think you and I should raise a little capital and start a business together, Gisella. :biggrin1:

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OMG..Mercurialbliss great ideia!

We must start a business like that for sure!!!:cool: :tongue:
 

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Sorcerer said:
Lucky. UPS men here are hideous as are the cops and firefighters. I'm moving to Brasil!

But Sorcerer..i live in the US...u do not need to move sooo far...just to another state...:biggrin1:
 

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DC_DEEP said:
Gisella, the UPS guy where I live now, I hardly ever see. He is not attractive, and even when "signature required," he rings the bell and leaves the package on the steps... by the time I open the door, he is already driving off.

Where I used to live, though, is a different story. My UPS guy there was HOT! and very friendly. He's a golden-skinned, golden-eyed latino, very fit, very handsome. Mmmm, I sure do miss Armondo!

U see DC i live in a big close community than my hunk drives around a lot ...I'm lucky and if i move have to check my new UPS guy first...if not a hunk will not move..:wink: :biggrin1:

I fancy your Armondo too!:cool:
 

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I think everyone's met at least one hot UPS guy. It seems to be a rule. And it begs the question: "What can brown do for you?".... he he...
Advertising slogans aside, yes I recall one UPS (or Fedex, I can't remember) guy who had quads built for those short shorts :tongue: . Mmmm, quads.
 

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Of u go Hick dear...hurry to buy your boots!!!:tongue:

Stud, dont u agree that Hick has lots of potential to be an UPS hunk ???:cool:
 

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stud_hunter said:
And it begs the question: "What can brown do for you?"
I get quite a few "deliveries" at the house and I've witnessed a few hot "drivers" over the years (this topic is so ripe with double entendre... hehe). Most recently I learned the UPS guy and I shared a common interest in a particular type of cars. We had fairly lengthy conversation one day and I'd be lying if I said my mind didn't wander into "encounter" mode at least once. I'd be too chicken to ever doing anything, mind you, but it was a fun little mental diversion nonetheless. He's apparently switched routes now anyway. No doubt is was because of me. :biggrin1:
 

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Gisella said:
Of u go Hick dear...hurry to buy your boots!!!:tongue:

Stud, dont u agree that Hick has lots of potential to be an UPS hunk ???:cool:

You two lucky girls, Stud_Hunter and Gisella! My UPS guy is shorter than me, and looks like a bad Ron Jeremy edition. Need to say more?

When I was still living at Falls Church, VA, I had a really hunky FedEx guy. Wow, he had a nice torso, great shoulders, and that back, and not to forget that delicious ass! I'm a sucker for muscular rear views, and since I've had job offers from FedEx then, he made me think more than twice to accept them. Well, it seems in the end he got transferred, and that was it. But he was so hot :-D...
 

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ClaireTalon said:
You two lucky girls, Stud_Hunter and Gisella! My UPS guy is shorter than me, and looks like a bad Ron Jeremy edition. Need to say more?

When I was still living at Falls Church, VA, I had a really hunky FedEx guy. Wow, he had a nice torso, great shoulders, and that back, and not to forget that delicious ass! I'm a sucker for muscular rear views, and since I've had job offers from FedEx then, he made me think more than twice to accept them. Well, it seems in the end he got transferred, and that was it. But he was so hot :-D...
Really Claire, no shit? The hot UPS guy I was talking about was on a Falls Church route. I lived in that little triangle area between I-66, the Beltway, and Rt 7... near Marshall HS... my partner and I did lots of online ordering, and the UPS guy and I got to know each other pretty well over those 3 years, actually. He was definitely straight, though, but seemed perfectly comfortable around us... and even flirted a bit. Such a hot man!
 

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DC_DEEP said:
Really Claire, no shit? The hot UPS guy I was talking about was on a Falls Church route. I lived in that little triangle area between I-66, the Beltway, and Rt 7... near Marshall HS... my partner and I did lots of online ordering, and the UPS guy and I got to know each other pretty well over those 3 years, actually. He was definitely straight, though, but seemed perfectly comfortable around us... and even flirted a bit. Such a hot man!

I guess we must have had the same UPS guy at Falls Church, the Ron Jeremy edition is down here around the Oakland side of the Bay. He was here twice or three times or so. I don't do much online ordering, but he appeared a few times. However, it's possible that we've had the same UPS guy at Falls Church! I remember a very special hottie in that brown uniform. Talk about a delicious brownie there ;-)
 

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ClaireTalon said:
I guess we must have had the same UPS guy at Falls Church,...I remember a very special hottie in that brown uniform. Talk about a delicious brownie there ;-)
He had his head shaved, and looked a LOT like Vin Diesel, except with more refined features. <drool, drool> Small world, eh?
 

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Gisella said:
Well the pizza delivery guy fantasies are common (and some in porn already made a hole in the pizza box to fit their penis...) ...ohhh the milkman or the construction worker or the landscape guy... anyone who u have near by or see once in a while & crave them..

I find my UPS's guy very yumi hot indeed...sooo friendly and fit and sweety nowdays (is hot here!) that brown uniform, his wearing shorts...always running everywhere...such a hunk !!!! :cool:

And about you ? Do you crave any in particular?

Gisella... who dont' you CRAVE, darlin?:biggrin1:
 

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jeff black said:
Gisella... who dont' you CRAVE, darlin?:biggrin1:

I guess we should all put our savings into a box labelled "A guy for Gisella", and from the total sum, buy her a week with the most potent, most long-lasting, best-endowed callboy of the world, and send the two off to a lonely island in the caribbean. I'll fly them.

DC, that is the one I was talking about! Is he still there? ;-9
 

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stud_hunter said:
I think everyone's met at least one hot UPS guy. It seems to be a rule. And it begs the question: "What can brown do for you?".... he he...
Advertising slogans aside, yes I recall one UPS (or Fedex, I can't remember) guy who had quads built for those short shorts :tongue: . Mmmm, quads.


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