"Hot Lips and Tender Kisses."

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    FancyPants is driving along the expressway listening to the radio when she hears a song she really, really likes. When the song is over the announcer says the title of the record was, "Hot Lips and Tender Kisses."

    When FancyPants gets home she's very excited about the new song and decides to call her local music store to see if they have the record. She dials the store's number, but in her excitement, she unknowingly misdials and gets an auto repair shop instead.

    "Hello," the mechanic answers.

    "Oh, yes! Do you have Hot Lips and Tender Kisses?"

    The mechanic is puzzled, but answers, "Sure do, and I got an uncut seven inches to go with it."

    "Is that a record?" she asks breathlessly.

    "No," he says, "but it's better than average."
     
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