I've never been much of a high roller so super-swank hotels remain a mystery to me, and mundane Holiday-Inn experiences don't strike up the 'fuck me' mood. I'm a bit of a germaphobe so the thought of bed bugs makes my skin crawl, plus the rooms always feel a bit foreign and uncomfortable.
I can sorta see the appeal, and it's not like I haven't done it on vacation, but I have stronger memories about shitty, loud AC machines, crap vibrating beds, and soda dispensers that ate my last dollar than any of the sex.