House plants/gardening

[AlteredEgo]

its a joke folks. Just to add a little levity. Obviously not appreciated, and for that I apologize. I will be contacting admin to have this account deleted.

http://www.lpsg.com/delete_account

Delete, or don't delete. Just be real. Deception is SUPPOSED to get you banned. Why? Because people do not appreciate fake bitches. When you go back to your old account, or you make your new one, just be you. Don't pretend to be two discrete entities.

 

[LaFemme]

its a joke folks. Just to add a little levity. Obviously not appreciated, and for that I apologize. I will be contacting admin to have this account deleted.

It’s only a joke if everyone finds it funny. You’re the only one that does. Hiding who you really are provides levity only for yourself and no one else.

 

[Novaboy]

Wow! A brought down by the "gardening/houseplants" thread! That's a first!

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Wow! A brought down by the "gardening/houseplants" thread! That's a first!

Right? I'm thoroughly entertained.

 

[LaFemme]

Wow! A brought down by the "gardening/houseplants" thread! That's a first!

Gardening is not for everyone.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Gardening is not for everyone.

And while everyone pointed out the obvious quirk with the account already, I have to add one more thing.

Them: "I'm so excited to share my extensive wisdom of gardening"

Me: "share all the knowledge, I'm a sponge"

Them: "one of my plants is all fucked up and I don't know why".

So knowledgeable.

 

[918177]

Wow! A brought down by the "gardening/houseplants" thread! That's a first!

Mother nature is one cold hard bitch.

We get on famously.

 

[AlteredEgo]

And while everyone pointed out the obvious quirk with the account already, I have to add one more thing.

Them: "I'm so excited to share my extensive wisdom of gardening"

Me: "share all the knowledge, I'm a sponge"

Them: "one of my plants is all fucked up and I don't know why".

So knowledgeable.

Also them:
Even though I literally just supposedly arrived here, you have already guessed that I'm knowledgeable about plants. I'm famously all about that plant life.

 

[willow78]

Wow! A brought down by the "gardening/houseplants" thread! That's a first!

Trust our expert greenthumbs to spot the strange weed in the LPSG garden.

It's like a 'Rosemary and Thyme' mystery (but less murder-y).

But I must admit I was fooled - I mean...I obviously knew that MM's avatar wasn't a selfie, but neither is mine. I just thought MM was a new member - it never occurred to me that she/he was a serial troll.

 

[Novaboy]

Gardening is not for everyone.

It's a jungle out there!

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Oh, it's a jungle In HERE!! I have, maybe *too* many house plants

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Next year we are planning an herb garden, a veggie garden, and will be planting more fruit trees.

I am going to make so much tomato food. Tomatoes and eggs... As we'll be raising chickens by then too.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Found myself another bunch of green pets to bring home and join the jungle. Couldn't help myself.

 

[Catharsis]

I LOVE plants, but I have such a brown thumb that even my own succulents withered out! My other plants while indoors have also started dying. I put them outside on my fire escape (the only backyard I'll have in NYC) to let nature have its way, and they're doing much better. But I don't really know what to do when winter comes.

 

[ronin001]

I LOVE plants, but I have such a brown thumb that even my own succulents withered out! My other plants while indoors have also started dying. I put them outside on my fire escape (the only backyard I'll have in NYC) to let nature have its way, and they're doing much better. But I don't really know what to do when winter comes.

Just Pray

 

[ronin001]

Next year we are planning an herb garden, a veggie garden, and will be planting more fruit trees.

I am going to make so much tomato food. Tomatoes and eggs... As we'll be raising chickens by then too.

There are Herb gardens and then there are Herb gardens

 

[pdxjoe]

I LOVE plants, but I have such a brown thumb that even my own succulents withered out! My other plants while indoors have also started dying. I put them outside on my fire escape (the only backyard I'll have in NYC) to let nature have its way, and they're doing much better. But I don't really know what to do when winter comes.

When winter comes bring them back inside before it gets below 40 degrees at night and place them next to a window where they will get good light but not burning sun through the window. Check the soil moisture weekly as it will be warmer and dryer inside, water them as they need it when the soil is dry to the touch just under the surface of the container. Best of luck with them.

 

[LaFemme]

Just Pray

Praying doesn’t help.

I’m a plant killer myself. Sad, but true.

 

[918177]

Planted (with help......ok a lot of help ) a whole 200 flat of collards, put down drip irrigation and covered them with a insect mesh low tunnel.
I want organic greens during our tropical summer and what passes for that at the supermarket is only fit for pigs.

 

[ronin001]

Praying doesn’t help.

I’m a plant killer myself. Sad, but true.

I am a serial killer. Every time I let one somehow die ,I say I will not buy another, then there I go again making another purchase