Household Accidents

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  1. windtalkerways

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    Don'tcha just hate when that happens???:tongue:

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    All I can say to that is OUCH!!!!!!
     
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    Windie...that brings up painful memories for me. :eek:
     
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    Speaking of bathroom accidents, not long ago I had dropped trou and was halfway down to sitting on the throne when out of the corner of my eye I saw that the seat was up! I reached behind me and lowered it, hearing the "knock!", an instant before I felt it, rap against my balls. Needless to say, I danced around the bathroom for a minute or two with my pants around my ankles.
     
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    :eek:

    Terrible...

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    I feel your pain Pecker...:shock:
     
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    Talk about an almost ball busting experience.:eek:
     
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    Dancing around the bathroom. I suppose you were auditioning for a part in Tchiakowski's Nutcracker?
     
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    Best thread in ages! Thanks guys :wink:
     
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    I've done that too pecker, though it my case it was because i sat on a toilet seat that has the bit cut out at the front. I fucking hate those.
     
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    Is your middle name Schadenfreude? :rolleyes:
     
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    "In other news, sales of the new 'Bobbit' bathroom range have mysteriously slumped recently..." :eek:
     
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    I'm laughing at your pain!
     
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    Good thing he wasn't in the kitchen using the kitchen aide..
    or the vegamatic chopper...
     
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    Or for that matter, outside using the weedwhacker!
     
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    Ouch! That could prove to be very..very disastrous LOL
     
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    Ouchie!!! Oooohhh, Mattie...ow, ow, ow...
    okay...details please, sweetie! :smile:
     
  18. windtalkerways

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    Oooooooooooooo...yikes, poor Peckie!

    I know the piccy is only a joke, as it's
    been floating around for a while but it
    makes me shiver when guys have had
    things happen to their 'good bits'! :eek:
     
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