Household Objects

[bthegreat]

I'm really horny right now and I'm home alone what household objects could I used to stick up my ass and fuck (safely of course)?

 

[D_CountVonBhigBohner]

ice cream scooper, someone elses tooth brush

 

[bthegreat]

ice cream scooper, someone elses tooth brush

How would I use an ice cream scooper?

 

[B_Craiggers]

The TV remote.

And then waddle around the house asking if anyone's seen it.

 

[43698]

One time I was fucking a girl and I went down there to perform oral sex. Next thing I know she says stop wait wait hold on. Bitch jumps up runs out of the room a minute later she returns with a fucking wooden spoon. She showed me how to use it and the next thing you know I am stirring the pudding so to speak!!!

 

[TomCat84]

^That's strangely erotic....

 

[bthegreat]

The handles are usually solid and tapered. The goal is not to scoop your ass, but use the handle.

There are a few other suggestions:
--Fruit
--Certain medicine bottles
--Electric toothbrush, or any toothbrush
--Hot Dogs
--You hands/fingers/fists
--Flashlights
--Ice Cubes (sensation overload)

If you get creative, some of those were things I just saw looking around the room. If you just look around, find something hard and girthy that won't break easily...rubber, lube, insert, enjoy.

Okay I'll try the ice cream scooper, but tell me more about this ice cubes sensation.

 

[bthegreat]

One time I was fucking a girl and I went down there to perform oral sex. Next thing I know she says stop wait wait hold on. Bitch jumps up runs out of the room a minute later she returns with a fucking wooden spoon. She showed me how to use it and the next thing you know I am stirring the pudding so to speak!!!

That's insane!

 

[B_girthyman]

I'm really horny right now and I'm home alone what household objects could I used to stick up my ass and fuck (safely of course)?

What the fuck??

 

[yodiggity]

if you have an electric tooth brush remove the end of it and stuff toilet paper in the end to make it more round and put a condom on it so it stays clean

 

[bthegreat]

if you have an electric tooth brush remove the end of it and stuff toilet paper in the end to make it more round and put a condom on it so it stays clean

You've tried that!

 

[Bunny35]

cucumber, hammer (handle end), carrot, rolling pin........*is thinking of more*

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Aerosol can

 

[424365]

The handles are usually solid and tapered. The goal is not to scoop your ass, but use the handle.

There are a few other suggestions:
--Fruit
--Certain medicine bottles
--Electric toothbrush, or any toothbrush
--Hot Dogs
--You hands/fingers/fists
--Flashlights
--Ice Cubes (sensation overload)

If you get creative, some of those were things I just saw looking around the room. If you just look around, find something hard and girthy that won't break easily...rubber, lube, insert, enjoy.

Funnily enough the first thing that came to my mind was the scoop end instead of the handle haha

 

[bthegreat]

Funnily enough the first thing that came to my mind was the scoop end instead of the handle haha

Same here, lol

 

[big_tits4big_dicks]

Yikes! Get a dildo! I don't want you to hurt yourself, I never knew all guys turned into the Mcgyver of sex toys. I don't let anything "homemade" near my poonie, only things I can sterilize and such. Be safe...

 

[bthegreat]

Whats a good dildo for guys then?

 

[joe bltsflk]

Anything a condom fits over should be good: wine/beer bottle necks, squash/bananas, candles.... I would use a condom on a factory made dildo as well.

 

[catman]

go to the local farmers market- sometimes they have the reall oversized mutant looking carrots....

ditto eggplants

 

[bthegreat]

i know right