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Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by bthegreat, May 27, 2010.

  1. bthegreat

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    I'm really horny right now and I'm home alone what household objects could I used to stick up my ass and fuck (safely of course)?
     
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    ice cream scooper, someone elses tooth brush
     
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    How would I use an ice cream scooper?
     
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    The TV remote.

    And then waddle around the house asking if anyone's seen it.
     
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    One time I was fucking a girl and I went down there to perform oral sex. Next thing I know she says stop wait wait hold on. Bitch jumps up runs out of the room a minute later she returns with a fucking wooden spoon. She showed me how to use it and the next thing you know I am stirring the pudding so to speak!!!
     
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    ^That's strangely erotic....
     
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    Okay I'll try the ice cream scooper, but tell me more about this ice cubes sensation. ;)
     
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    That's insane!
     
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    What the fuck??
     
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    if you have an electric tooth brush remove the end of it and stuff toilet paper in the end to make it more round and put a condom on it so it stays clean
     
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    You've tried that! :)
     
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    cucumber, hammer (handle end), carrot, rolling pin........*is thinking of more*
     
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    Funnily enough the first thing that came to my mind was the scoop end instead of the handle haha
     
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    Same here, lol
     
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    Yikes! Get a dildo! I don't want you to hurt yourself, I never knew all guys turned into the Mcgyver of sex toys. I don't let anything "homemade" near my poonie, only things I can sterilize and such. Be safe...
     
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    Whats a good dildo for guys then?
     
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    Anything a condom fits over should be good: wine/beer bottle necks, squash/bananas, candles.... I would use a condom on a factory made dildo as well.
     
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    go to the local farmers market- sometimes they have the reall oversized mutant looking carrots....

    ditto eggplants
     
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