How about a "Big Dick Contest"?

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  1. BIGdkluver

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    Has anyone ever heard of-- or been in-- a Big Dick Contest?
    It would be great! Here are my ideas for it:
    We could call it "Mr. Big Dick!" Each city would first pick a local winner, and then all those local winners would compete in the state contest. Then all the state winners (Mr. Big Dick California, Mr. Big Dick Ohio, etc.) would compete in the big national contest. The winner of that would get the title of "Mr. Big Dick America!" After that, we could even go international!!

    It would be open to all males--whether single, married, straight, bi, or gay.

    Categories could include The Longest, The Thickest, The Longest AND the Thickest, and the Biggest Balls (natural only--no silicone or pumps!)

    I'm serious! I think this contest would be a "big" hit! Let me know what you think. Thanks, men! :smile:
     
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    I have heard of a "Big Dick Contest". I remember reading about it a number of years ago and it took place at a night club in Las Vegas "figures". I believe that big titted hot porn star at the time Christy Cannon was involved. She was given the job of getting the guys hard before a measurement was made. Kind of neat job for a woman that doesn't mind stoking big dicks I guess, any volunteers here? As a foot note, I think remember being surpised that the winning dick was only something like 8 and half inches long, lots of guys here would win that contest half hard.
     
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    I don't know how many guys were there, but it just goes to show how 'rare' the big ones really are, and how skewed society's perception and representation of how many guys are hung...

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    and to think I could have won!
     
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    agree with riderocket...the man talks alot of sense
     
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    what about making it local in LPSG?
    on web cam , we need a jury and competitiors

    best body
    longest cock
    fattest cock
    biggest cock
    best cumshot
    best overall
     
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    I like the idea...but I doubt many people would want to participate and/or motion that idea.:sad:
     
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    hey bigdicklover you should post this up above in relationships or something.
    Nobody looks down here. This is a cool topic. it needs some attension imho
     
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    It sounds like someone just has a really big case of wanting to see lots of dick:biggrin1:
     
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    Dah, and you are here why?
     
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    got a big cock over 9 inches? then why not enter this competition to find the UK's biggest cock!


    the contest is held at the ma1 club at kings cross.

    goto the official site for details & entry

    http://www.ma1club.com/ma1cockofthe.htm
     
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    The ma1club link hasn't been updated - anyone know what's happening?
     
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    . . . although I probably wouldn't enter/win
     
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    Biggest? Or Longest? There's a difference. length versus displacement. Women respond the most to displacement.
     
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    AND...hardest! :)

    (most used...) oh, we could have some fun with this one!:tongue:
     
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    not sure how you test for use of pumps
     
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    I miss the old Big Dick Contests of New York City. There used to be a bar called King that held the BD Contest every week. The guys would go behind a black sheet and stick their cocks through the holes. The drag queen hostess would measure, pronounce the winner, and give him a cash prize as high as $200. There was an urban legend about someone coming on her one night. It was always very funny to watch how popular the winner became after the contest. Sadly, that club is now gone.

    The contest in Los Angeles is dumb. They have to work within the law so no cocks can be seen live. Photos are taken of each contestant's dick and then posted for the audience to see. They vote and the winner gets something from the local adult store, usually a big bottle of lube. Big Whoop!
     
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    What about this? The biggest cock that can get bone hard.
    Don't matter how thick and/or long it is,if it can't do that, I'd take a bone hard 5 incher any day.
     
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