How "Average American" Are You?

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  1. Principessa

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    I clicked your link and before I even typed or clicked on anything it said I was 0% average. Guess I'm easy to peg.
     
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    40% for me...
     
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    I took a different similar test on the same site and got this:

    You Have Not Been Ruined by American Culture [​IMG] You're nothing like the typical American. In fact, you may not be American at all.
    You have a broad view of the world, and you're very well informed.
    And while you certainly have been influenced by American culture (who hasn't?), it's not your primary influence.
    You take a more global philosophy with your politics, taste, and life. And you're always expanding and revising what you believe.

    Not sure how they knew all that about me after answering seven questions. The American stereotypes are predictably offensive.
     
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    70% here (high for a Canadian):

    You are average because you drink on occasion.

    You are not average since you don't think affirmative action is necessary.
     
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    Okay? Interesting score, for a 'Brit'. :rolleyes:

    You Are 60% "Average American"

    [​IMG]

    You are average because you rate your appearance 5 or higher.

    You are not average since you would pay to go in space.
     
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    I got 80% too NJ, so that test's really reliable :)
     
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    80% American here
     
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    This one might be useful for some of the members here at LPSG:

    Blogthings - Are You A Fake Girl?

    I got:

    You Are 3% Fake [​IMG] Fake doesn't even come close to describing you.
    You're totally natural, and proud of who you really are!
     
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    I got 15% fake but the little definition was the same as NIN's, as I don't dye my hair, do fake tans, fad diets, fake eyelashes or extensions, and all the other things it asked I thought I'd get much higher than that.
     
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    I got 60%.
    Average because I live within 3 miles of McDonald's.
    Not average because I would pay to go to space.
     
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    I've got three possibly four mcdonalds within three miles of me.

    Actually I've got at least six.

    Seven.

    Oh bugger, I think there are ten, we're being overtaken by mcdonalds.
     
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    I guess the American rubbed off by osmosis when you were over here.:biggrin1::tongue:

     
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    That's a good point, I did have an American all over me for most hours of the day. :tongue:

    Sad thing is that I live in a relatively small/average sized town, almost inbetween the town centre and the suburbs, yet there is a McD's and KFC within 1 mile of my house. :frown1:
     
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    You Are 100% "Average American" [​IMG]

    Yeehaw.

    OK - I cheated; guess that confirms that I am American :tongue:
     
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    You could become president, DW.
     
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    I'm counting on the Canadian vote.
     
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    You Are 80% "Average American" [​IMG] You are average because you don't think people should be jailed for using marijuana.

    You are not average since you would pay to go in space.
     
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    And the other one...

    You Are 41% Fake [​IMG] You realize that beauty is sometimes an illusion, and you're okay with that.
    And even though you're a little fake, the real you still shines through.


    Yeah, yeah, me and my push-up bras! :biggrin1: (I wear them to look normal, honest!)
     
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    Hmmm,

    40% American

    and

    You Are 63% Fake [​IMG] Well, you certainly aren't one for natural beauty, and that's okay!
    You at least are keeping it a little real.
     
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