HOW BAD HAVE YOU GUYS HURT A GIRL?

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  1. biglong22daddy

    biglong22daddy New Member

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    Last month I was furiously friggin' this little girl and I slipped the BIG 22" in TOO FAR and POP!!!! It went right thru her spine killing her instantly!!!!!!

    I am on trial for womanslaughter now, what should I do?????

    I need to know how many times this has happened to everyone else here - how did you guys get out of jail after accidently killing a woman with your dicks????????
     
  2. SomeGuyOverThere

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    Troll Soup.

    You need:

    1: 1 Troll.
    2: Mixed Vegetables
    3: a Blender


    Take the troll, blend him.

    Take the mixed vegetables, blend them.

    Pour the contents of the blender into a big pot.

    Cook for as long as you like: nobody in the right mind will eat this anyway.

    Then serve.

    Garunteed to rid your house of guests.
     
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    BOSTON CREME PIE

    CAKE:

    1 1/3 c. flour
    3/4 c. sugar
    2 tsp. baking powder
    1/2 tsp. salt
    1/4 c. shortening
    2/3 c. milk
    1 egg
    1 tsp. vanilla

    FILLING:

    1 (3 1/2 oz.) pkg. instant vanilla pudding
    1 3/4 c. milk

    GLAZE:

    2 (2 oz.) squares semi sweet or unsweetened chocolate
    1/4 c. butter
    3 tbsp. milk
    2 c. confectioners' sugar
    1/8 tsp. salt
    1/2 tsp. vanilla

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

    CAKE: Grease and flour 9" layer pan. Combine flour, sugar, baking powder and salt in large mixing bowl. Add shortening and milk. Blend well at low speed for 1 1/2 minutes. Add egg and vanilla extract; continue beating 1 1/2 minutes at low speed. Pour batter into pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 to 35 minutes. Cool on wire rack. Split in half.

    FILLING: Follow directions on package for pudding decreasing milk to 1 3/4 cups. Let thicken slightly. Spread on bottom layer.

    GLAZE: Melt chocolate. Blend in butter and milk. Add sugar, salt and vanilla, blend until smooth. If necessary thin with a few drops of milk. Frost top with glaze, allowing to drip down sides. Refrigerate until serving time. 6 servings.
     
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    um kay :freak:
     
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    Troll recipe:

    Insert one ignore button and enjoy life.
     
  6. Pecker

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    Kitty Litter Cake

    1 pk Spice cake mix
    1 pk White cake mix
    1 pk White sandwich cookies
    1 sm Package instant vanilla pudding mix
    12 sm Tootsie Rolls

    Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions.
    Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.
    Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in blender. They tend to stick, so scrape often.

    When cakes are cooled, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Gently combine.

    Pour into a clean kitty litter box.

    Put unwrapped Tootsie Rolls in a microwave safe dish two at a time and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat until you have nine, and bury them in the mixture.

    Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top.

    Heat three more Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs.

    Serve with a new pooper scooper.
     
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    Methinks Biglong22daddy forgot to take his 22, big, long medications.
     
  8. SomeGuyOverThere

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    Hopefully they are supositories. (sp?)
     
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    WOW, the same thing happened to me just last week!! Spooky

    To be honest with you I wouldn't worry about it, I just broke through the walls of my prison cell using my dick, the guards on duty were so shocked they forgot to shoot me before I ran off

    Far from being hunted down I've just been offered £2,000,000,000 to do a Duracell advert for TV!

    p.s. Post this crap in the fiction section
     
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    All I can say is," FOS!!!!"
     
  11. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    She went POP? When did they start making blow-up dolls with spines?
     
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    Hire OJ's and Michael Jackson's legal dream team -- they'll get you off, even if the little girl couldn't.
     
  13. SomeGuyOverThere

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    A cheaper alternative would be for him to wank off his 22" penis in the court, produceing 300 tonnes of cum, and drowning the prosecution, judge and jury.

    He could then use it as a raft to escape.

    Alternatiely, he could use it as a spade to dig an escape tunnel from prison.
     
  14. jonb

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    What is the law in this case? I mean, coitus interruptus in extremis?
     
  15. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Adn for that matter, include an auto destruct option, and toast the little sumbitch, as well as toast the fact that he's gone.
     
  16. Mestisamo

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    Silly me...and thought this was a real topic! :wtf:
     
  17. txquis

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    we're just swapping recipes for
    Troll Fuck Off
     
  18. Pecker

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    Thank goodness for Trolls or we'd either starve to death or get mighty tired of pizza.
     
  19. Bananaman

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    Heck, it's not all bad! It was good for a big LOL! I love the humor around here....

    B-man
     
  20. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    Oh, I doubt it. There are some pretty good cooks here, and I suspect one of us could whip up something interesting. How do you feel about Tripe au gratin?
     
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