How big do you consider a monster cock?

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Depends on whether or not it's got teeth, tattoos, callouses, etc. I once saw what I thought was a small one, with the tattoo 'shortco'---kinda hard to read. Later I saw in unfurled, it actually said "shorty's bar, grill and liquor store, Albuquerque, new mexico"
 

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A Monster Cock?

A monster cock:

- The woman always get big eyes, when she sees it!
- You are able to be "to deep"...
- You go in, she ask "finish?" and you still can give her inches...
- Your girl can put both hands arround it and still can suck you fine
- You look porn and you are searching for other movies, because your dick is bigger than the dick in action...
- You can lay your dick accross the complete face of your partner
- A monster is born, when you partner calls it a monster.
 
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I would say anything larger than mine as well. We all kinda get used to the size of our dicks and it just seems normal. My younger brother has a dick bigger than mine. His is definitely a monster. He used to tease me about having a smaller dick than him even though he was younger. He knew I would never be as big as he was.
 
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I would say anything larger than mine as well. We all kinda get used to the size of our dicks and it just seems normal. My younger brother has a dick bigger than mine. His is definitely a monster. He used to tease me about having a smaller dick than him even though he was younger. He knew I would never be as big as he was.

^^^This

While large penises exist, sometimes I think there is too much categorization going on within the group. We get all these sub groups to classify penises in. Small, medium, large, girthy, etc. *shrug* I'm just as guilty as others in that regard. However -

I think any "monster cock" is in the eye of the beholder. I know I've been a "monster" to some people, and a few have qualified to qualify as one to me, but putting an actual number on something that is subjective to so many people is hard.

....unless one of the condom companies comes up with a new gimmick then there WILL be numbers based on "studies."

...just saying...
 
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Anything from 8 x 6 (BPEL) plus is rare and qualifies for a monster. I do think true 10+ cocks are out there but 99% of those who claim to have it don't know how to properly measure it.

Yes, I think so too...
8" is a big piece of dick, 9" is monster dick IMHO
 
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8 inches plus is huge, you're in the top 10% if you are that big. Anything truly over 10 is insane.
8 inches plus is indeed a monster.
But noway in the top 10% - rather top 1% - here on this board only a handful members are endowed with an eight plus.
And no one with 'over 10'.
 

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8 inches plus is indeed a monster.
But noway in the top 10% - rather top 1% - here on this board only a handful members are endowed with an eight plus.
And no one with 'over 10'.

10 inch I'm certain was your intended hypothetical size.

A 10 foot pole is too long for pole vaulting.

:rolleyes:
 
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Supposedly, in monstercock porn the monstercocks measure around 7" in real life.

But who's counting? I think a monster wouldn't start until at least 10 internet inches.
 
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In real inches not porn/internet silly inches i'd say anyone over real 8 is a monster!
 
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So only over 8 inches is a monster, but right around 8 inches long isn't?

You all really think that one inch of length matters that much?

Personally, at that point I'd say thickness mattered way more than an inch of length.
 
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