How big is a monster cock?

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When your dick is flaccid, if you can tie it into a loose knot you're in the monster cock category. I can tie mine into a simple knot, but it won't stay that way because of its general oversized girth. That puts me not in the monster cock category but more in the clown-sized dick category.

And where do folks come up with these 1 in 200 thousand percentages? I know and see plenty of men who can tie their flaccid cocks into knots. Some are even expert at fucking themselves when they are semi hard. Now, that's always an amusing thing to see.
 

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As a few have stated above, my idea of a monster cock is one that's uncut and wide-bodied. Though I really can't get off nor care to groove on some other guy's cock, one of my fetishes is vacuum pumping (over 10 years)....principally so that my natural, unpumped girth is over 7 inches. I have a couple of friends that also vacuum pump and one of them is into extreme pumping to the point where he's 10 X 10....now that's a real monster and it's hilarious to see his uncut foreskin dock a coke or beer can.
 

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I think Mandingo comes close but his short height makes his dick look larger. Rarely does he tower over his co-stars like Lex Steele does. He looks closer to 9 than 10 to me, but he is somewhere in between.

Shane Diesel is a monster
Mandingo is a monster
Lex Steele is a monster
Shorty Mac is a monster
Jack Napier is a monster

You can't deny that these guys are monsters and none of them are a full 10 inches. The common factor here is they all have MASSIVE GIRTH.


Are you crazy?? Mandingo is DEFINITELY OVER 10 inches, no doubt. I can't believe some people here think he's 9 inches or something. Even Lex is over 10" in my opinion (not as long as Mandingo by any means). Nor is Lex so girty like you say. What does impress is their length (especially Lex's). The other 3 guys are really girty, instead.

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Are you crazy?? Mandingo is DEFINITELY OVER 10 inches, no doubt. I can't believe some people here think he's 9 inches or something. Even Lex is over 10" in my opinion (not as long as Mandingo by any means). Nor is Lex so girty like you say. What does impress is their length (especially Lex's). The other 3 guys are really girty, instead.

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Lex74 you have to be quite obtuse to believe what you just said. I can see that you are deeply absorbed in the hype that surrounds big cock porn. I do not view you as any less of a person, many are drinking the kool aid. I wont deny you your fantasy. If you want to believe that Lex Steele is over 10 inches, Mandingo is even larger and Santa Claus has a 12 x 8.5 inch dick, that is fine with me. Just know that I am not the crazy one here ;)
 
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I am not obtuse and you are offending me. I am by no means one who is "absorbed in the hype", I judge and see with my own eyes. There's no need to involve Santa Claus. These guys are definitely over 10" (Mandingo for sure). Try to film yourselves and then play it back: our cocks look smaller in this context, so do they. Can't you see where Mandingo's cock reaches up to when he bends? Does a 8 or 9" cock goes that way up?? You must be crazy. It's no fantasy here, you just can't see. It feels much better thinking that suck big cocks are not that big, huh?

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Lex74 you have to be quite obtuse to believe what you just said. I can see that you are deeply absorbed in the hype that surrounds big cock porn. I do not view you as any less of a person, many are drinking the kool aid. I wont deny you your fantasy. If you want to believe that Lex Steele is over 10 inches, Mandingo is even larger and Santa Claus has a 12 x 8.5 inch dick, that is fine with me. Just know that I am not the crazy one here ;)
 

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I am not obtuse and you are offending me. I am by no means one who is "absorbed in the hype", I judge and see with my own eyes. There's no need to involve Santa Claus. These guys are definitely over 10" (Mandingo for sure). Try to film yourselves and then play it back: our cocks look smaller in this context, so do they. Can't you see where Mandingo's cock reaches up to when he bends? It reaches his nipples!! Does a 8 or 9" cock goes that way up?? You must be crazy. It's no fantasy here, you just can't see. It feels much better thinking that such big cocks are not that big, huh? We're all tiny compared to these monsters and that hurts, doesn't it. My cock is over 8 inches and BY NO MEANS it's only 1 inch smaller than theirs...come on....

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Lex74 you have to be quite obtuse to believe what you just said. I can see that you are deeply absorbed in the hype that surrounds big cock porn. I do not view you as any less of a person, many are drinking the kool aid. I wont deny you your fantasy. If you want to believe that Lex Steele is over 10 inches, Mandingo is even larger and Santa Claus has a 12 x 8.5 inch dick, that is fine with me. Just know that I am not the crazy one here ;)
 

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These guys are definitely over 10" (Mandingo for sure).
I know you've seen the clip because you posted in that thread, but Lex is not over 10" -- he's measured from the side at 9.5" max.

http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/63874d1243950462-measured-porn-stars-lex2.jpg

Lex and Mandingo have been in scenes together, and Mandingo is not *that* much larger than Lex -- in another lengthy thread arguing over it (which I will not bring back up) the consensus was that Mandingo is about 10.5" max, making him the only genuine 10+ incher in film. ('Mr. 18-Inches' would be the 2nd, if he ever measured -- though it would be well short of 18", mind you)

This is why so many of us find it fucking ridiculous to say that monster cocks START with Mandingo....
 

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id say 10"


I agree & love having one!

You will never see me taking steroids to build huge muscles or driving a Corvette. I have all I need to give me all the self confidence I need with women. Very rare to find a woman who can take it all, but they all still love playing with it & all 47 (todate) have enjoyed it (so have I!!!)
 

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I am not obtuse and you are offending me. I am by no means one who is "absorbed in the hype", I judge and see with my own eyes. There's no need to involve Santa Claus. These guys are definitely over 10" (Mandingo for sure). Try to film yourselves and then play it back: our cocks look smaller in this context, so do they. Can't you see where Mandingo's cock reaches up to when he bends? Does a 8 or 9" cock goes that way up?? You must be crazy. It's no fantasy here, you just can't see. It feels much better thinking that suck big cocks are not that big, huh?

Lex74

There are no porn actors with dicks of 10 or more inches.

Mandingo's dick is actually around 8" long (measured on top of the shaft).

And a REAL 8" dick measured ON TOP of the shaft it's definately a HUGE cock.

Here it's explained how can you estimate the REAL length of those pornstars simply by paying attention to their videos

http://www.lpsg.org/114277-the-truth-about-monsters-cock.html
 

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yea, i agree. i read once that there are only around 5000 dicks in the world that are over 11". all im saying is that if i was categorizing cocks id go big, huge, and monster. it seems like a pretty strong word to me, sorry if i hurt a bunch of guys feelings by suggesting they dont have "monster" cocks.

By your definition, you'd probably never find a "monster" cock. But then again, we don't usually expect monster anything in our normal everyday lives. :cool:

Guys who are offended by not having a "monster" cock should look into placing their self-esteem someplace other than their penis. I don't think of my cock as being "monster" sized or try to claim it . . . honestly, I think that definition would be a bit scary for most girls.
 

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lol well this is all a matter of opinion. I'd say your a safe bet if the girl or guys you been with describe you as so. Though I remember some said it had to turn green. Thus my mild manner Peter Pecker becomes The super hero Big Johnson with the power to make women sing.
 

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it TOTALLY sucks that only one woman responded, no offence gay dudes, but THIS is why guys post things in the womens issues forum cus they wont respond elsewhere
 

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it TOTALLY sucks that only one woman responded, no offence gay dudes, but THIS is why guys post things in the womens issues forum cus they wont respond elsewhere

Who cares what the women have to say? In general they aren't good with measurements and analytical thinking anyway by sheer nature.