How big is big?

[Tattooed Goddess]

what this comes down to is: would you go to a posting forum about vegetarians and immediately post "why are you vegetarian?" or "what are your favorite vegetarian recipes" without looking a couple of pages into a board?

If you do decide to post the single most common question on a posting forum, be prepared for a backlash from people who have gone out of their way to post in detail multiple times to the same question- LONG before you even registered.

It takes a minimum of 5 minutes to find the same question asked a zillion times. It makes you look like you just registered and couldnt wait to ask a question that you cant imagine hasnt been asked several times a week for 4 or 5 years.

That is the single most common thread created here at lpsg.

 

[455639]

BURN THIS IN YOUR INTO YOUR HEADS!!!!

XX-Large 9x6.5
X-Large 8x6
Large 7x5.5
Medium 6x5
Small 5x4.5
X-Small 4x4
XX-Small 3x3.5

If you have a dick longer than 9 and like the very rare 12 you see in porn, it's also very likely skinny, you have a spermadermic needle cock. By evolutionary demands you're only entitled to fuck really, really fat assed women doggy style.

Hahaha.

This is pretty damn close

 

[the_reverend]

BURN THIS IN YOUR INTO YOUR HEADS!!!!

XX-Large 9x6.5
X-Large 8x6
Large 7x5.5
Medium 6x5
Small 5x4.5
X-Small 4x4
XX-Small 3x3.5

i'll go with that, lol!

(any list that has me as "large" is a winner in my book. :tongue

 

[Mule]

1. Post the most commonly asked (and answered) question on LPSG.
2. Get chewed up for not using the search before asking the question.
3. Receive 101 responses from men who can't resist the opportunity to crow about their measurements.
4. Repeat.

 

[NotSoDumb_Blonde]

1. Post the most commonly asked (and answered) question on LPSG.
2. Get chewed up for not using the search before asking the question.
3. Receive 101 responses from men who can't resist the opportunity to crow about their measurements.
4. Repeat.

Amen

:biggrin1: and I was enjoying this thread too, and if I didn't? Guess what? I skipped and didn't read....

mmmm, interesting concept....Maybe the idea of a new category is a new one. Why not "Beginner's Corner" where anyone can post anything and you have to have less than a billion posts to enter? Shall I ask the powers that be? Jack? Rob Just Rob...uh, Superman scary guy?

:wink: just a thought or two

And size....I have been giving this A LOT of thought since I joined this mad and crazy fun place. So, here's my two cents. It matters IF it MATTERS to you, or the person you are with. For example, if I were to go out one evening and wish to pick up a man with a XX Large endowment (use above standards already provided) and my mind was all set on this XX Large, sorta like that craving you get for Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia, and I take my man home, I have him undress, we are hot and heavy, then OH! Wow, he's only a Medium (again, use above standards). Well, it's like taking that Cherry Garcia home, snuggling up for a favorite movie, opening that carton and finding Strawberry Ice Cream. Well, hey! You were all set for that creamy vanilla with the plump, delicious cherries and melt on your tongue chocolate! WTH! So, do you can the dairy and do without? That's all up to you. Will you enjoy your ice cream/ sex with man the same....maybe, maybe not.

So, I think it's in the mind. What you WANT versus what is BETTER.

All right. Just having fun, too, so no one send me evil eyes!

Happy New Year! :biggrin1:

 

[D_Ambrosius Cottonballs]

That could be because I do not consider myself HUGE, but being thicker that 6 inches and longer than 8 makes me think that shorter than 6 inches is not big. I didn;t say 6" thick is thin, I said, 6 inches long and thin (whatever is thin for whoever reads it).

I won't state my size, but it's sort-of obvious that things will be uncomfortable or unpleasant beyond a certain sized penis. It's human anatomy. Also, while I haven't read it so much in women's comments here, but I have read elsewhere that women generally measure size in girth, not length. So unable to wrap your hands around it, or barely able to get it into your mouth is big.

Fallon07: 6" is about average length, and your perception of 'thin' may also be close to average, which is less than 5" of girth. Perhaps you have been fooled by porn, too.

 

[Mule]

And size....I have been giving this A LOT of thought since I joined this mad and crazy fun place. So, here's my two cents. It matters IF it MATTERS to you, or the person you are with.

Exactly... that's what I've been saying for a while.

 

[Robert53]

i agree with Mule; he should know.

 

[NotSoDumb_Blonde]

Exactly... that's what I've been saying for a while.

And this is why you should be known as Mule The Great!

:biggrin1: Happy New Year Mule!

 

[Mule]

And this is why you should be known as Mule The Great!

I don't know about that... but thank you.

:biggrin1: Happy New Year Mule!

Happy New Year to you too! I hope it's everything you wish for.

 

[deleted356736]

That could be because I do not consider myself HUGE, but being thicker that 6 inches and longer than 8 makes me think that shorter than 6 inches is not big. I didn;t say 6" thick is thin, I said, 6 inches long and thin (whatever is thin for whoever reads it).

You can consider yourself small with a capital S for all I care, but the fact is that there have been countless publications of size statistics, and average (the 80% beneath the bell-curve) ranges from 5.5" to just over 6" in length. Once a man gets to 7" in length, like me, he's in the top 10%. For a woman, 7" is most likely something she may see once or twice in a lifetime (an average of 1 per 10 sexual partners).

With girth, the 80% bell-curve is about 4.5" to just over 5", and once we get to 6" girth (like me) then we are in the top 2%. Compared to you and I and what we're used to seeing, 4.5" to 5" looks thin. For a woman, 6" girth is most likely something she will be lucky to see once in a lifetime (an average of 1 per 50 sexual partners).

 

[B_spiker067]

You can consider yourself small with a capital S for all I care, but the fact is that there have been countless publications of size statistics, and average (the 80% beneath the bell-curve) ranges from 5.5" to just over 6" in length. Once a man gets to 7" in length, like me, he's in the top 10%. For a woman, 7" is most likely something she may see once or twice in a lifetime (an average of 1 per 10 sexual partners).

With girth, the 80% bell-curve is about 4.5" to just over 5", and once we get to 6" girth (like me) then we are in the top 2%. Compared to you and I and what we're used to seeing, 4.5" to 5" looks thin. For a woman, 6" girth is most likely something she will be lucky to see once in a lifetime (an average of 1 per 50 sexual partners).

1/10 X 1/50 = 1/500. Take a class or two.

Plus it all depends if the studies done are accurate. They may or may not be for any number of reasons. A perfect example of science's imperfection.

 

[NotSoDumb_Blonde]

I don't know about that... but thank you.



Happy New Year to you too! I hope it's everything you wish for.

Ha, that's a lot!!! Did you catch my wish list??? I better get hopping.... thanks, bj

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Fair point - I wasn't trying to make this about myself in anyway to be honest but I'm starting to see that this might have been a mistake.

Not a mistake. Never fails to generate interest. Thanks for posting and showing us your nice dick. It's a keeper, I'm sure you know. Welcome to LPSG.

Gotta go. Just spied another "rate mine" thread!