How big is impressive?

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How big does a penis need to be to impress a girl when you undress? I have 6.1 inches in length and 4.7 inches in circumference. Is that not impressive at all?

Aaaaaand... my point is made.
Ladies... the man... on Large Penis Support Group.... ASKED....

"How big does a penis need to be to be impressive...".

He did not ask... "Are girls ever impressed by a mans penis..."

He requested people's opinions ABOUT how big does it need to be to honestly impress you. A curious question... on a cock website. Not a softcore romance and body building website. He didnt ask how big does his biceps... abs... or if he needed to be a Lvl. 100 bedroom master who causes orgasms with his tongue or if his personality has to be on prince charming mode... he asked what size do people find visually "impressive". He wants you to answer the question as if heeeeeey... looks like we did.... all of that... haha.

And now it's time for the pants to drop.... sooo... ya... what size do you like / are impressed to visually with your eyes witness when it gets whipped out.
 
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what size do you like / are impressed to visually with your eyes witness when it gets whipped out.

The OP in fact did not ask what size was liked. You could go look at the original post again for verification of that. And "impress" or "impressed" are not words I can ever recall applying to a penis. I might think "yep, that's a big penis" but "impressed" is not something I apply to genitals. It just isn't. My answer that I initially gave holds true, and doesn't need anyone to try and translate it. What size do I maybe take note and think "yep, that's a big penis"? The ones that are bigger than average, thus big compared to average. Pretty fucking simple.
 

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Perhaps, but. . . I think girth is less obvious visually. It's easier to judge length than girth. So, when you first undress, I think length is more impressive. However, after the girl grabs hold of your dick or feels it inside her, then girth comes into play and is probably more important to most women.
This doesn't hold true for me. I have never been impressed by a penis. I have been surprised, and I have been delighted. I have also been disappointed (by the firmness of an erection). I can easily see the difference between ordinary girth and unusual girth.
 

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Aaaaaand... my point is made.
Ladies... the man... on Large Penis Support Group.... ASKED....

"How big does a penis need to be to be impressive...".

He did not ask... "Are girls ever impressed by a mans penis..."

He requested people's opinions ABOUT how big does it need to be to honestly impress you. A curious question... on a cock website. Not a softcore romance and body building website. He didnt ask how big does his biceps... abs... or if he needed to be a Lvl. 100 bedroom master who causes orgasms with his tongue or if his personality has to be on prince charming mode... he asked what size do people find visually "impressive". He wants you to answer the question as if heeeeeey... looks like we did.... all of that... haha.

And now it's time for the pants to drop.... sooo... ya... what size do you like / are impressed to visually with your eyes witness when it gets whipped out.
And my point was missed. There isn't a size that's going to impress me. Not his, not anyone else's. Implied in that response is the answer to his question. No. I'm not going to be impressed when I see a dick like his.
 

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And they answered the question. ^_^ There ya go Amycu... the females say "No..."

Just one of these situations that perhaps the answer may turn out to be a bit of a gut punch. But seek the honest answers and they will come.

Unfortunately there's no 100% guaranteed practice for size increases. Jelquing / extenders / cock tubes may work for some. But you won't find anything in the medical or pervy communities right now 2018 that ring out with a resounding 100% that it works for everyone for permanent size or girth increases. But give'm a shot anyhow if you really do wanna turn the ladies' no into a yes someday. Stuff can happen ^_^
 
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Julio Gomez big is impressive :D
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df = your lenght and dt = your girth
t = girl's middle finger size
h = how interested in your dick size above anything else

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Seriously dude, you know what will impress a girl when you undress? The way you look at her.

df and dt are infinitesimally small
v subtle burn lmao
 
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OK, here's the thing. Guys, we know you have a penis. We really do. We know where it's located. We know there are different sizes. Some of us care about that; some of us don't.

So when there is the grand unveiling we're thinking "yep, there's his penis. Good." And it is good because that means the festivities can continue.

I might be impressed by the size of your biceps because you've worked hard on them. I might be impressed by how much you know on trivia night because you're either well-read or you studied. I might even be impressed with the speed at which you undress, or you undress me. But you seriously had nothing to do with the size of your penis, so I will probably not be impressed by something that you were gifted with by nature. And if it happen unnaturally I wouldn't be impressed but appalled.

Instead impress me with your prowess at making me feel good. You can bet your abilities in that area will be highly rewarded.


....as still another expectant-yet-naive young stud puppy slicks back into the shadows with a case of terminal impotence. :(
 

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Kind of funny that the same person would say "I have literally NEVER been "impressed" by a penis... It's not an accomplishment. It's a sex organ" but then follow it up by saying "I like having my body looked at by my man".

Seems like a double standard. You like being admired but are irritated by the idea that a man might want to also have his body admired.
 
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Kind of funny that the same person would say "I have literally NEVER been "impressed" by a penis... It's not an accomplishment. It's a sex organ" but then follow it up by saying "I like having my body looked at by my man".

Seems like a double standard. You like being admired but are irritated by the idea that a man might want to also have his body admired.

There can be a difference between admiring something and being impressed by it. I admire my man's body all the time from head to toe. I'm impressed by and admire his physique that he works for. I admire but am not impressed by looking at his dick. I'm impressed by some of the things he can do with his dick. See the difference?
 
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There can be a difference between admiring something and being impressed by it. I admire my man's body all the time from head to toe. I'm impressed by and admire his physique that he works for. I admire but am not impressed by looking at his dick. I'm impressed by some of the things he can do with his dick. See the difference?

I actually think it would be the other way around - calling something admirable suggests its an achievement, calling something impressive just means it makes a distinctive impression on you - though the truth is they are almost synonymous in meaning:

admirable
adjective

ad·mi·ra·ble | \ˈad-m(ə-)rə-bəl \
Definition of admirable


1: deserving the highest esteem : EXCELLENTan admirable achievement


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impressive
adjective

im·pres·sive | \im-ˈpre-siv \
Definition of impressive


: making or tending to make a marked impression : having the power to excite attention, awe, or admiration
 
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I actually think it would be the other way around - calling something admirable suggests its an achievement, calling something impressive just means it makes a distinctive impression on you - though the truth is they are almost synonymous in meaning:

admirable
adjective

ad·mi·ra·ble | \ˈad-m(ə-)rə-bəl \
Definition of admirable


1: deserving the highest esteem : EXCELLENTan admirable achievement


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impressive
adjective

im·pres·sive | \im-ˈpre-siv \
Definition of impressive


: making or tending to make a marked impression : having the power to excite attention, awe, or admiration

: unamused: The point was that there can be a difference between impressed and admiring. People don't have to be impressed by or admire stuff exactly the same way someone else does. I am not personally impressed by something that a person has not had to work for/put effort into. Other people can feel however they want about it. It seems a fair few women feel the same way as I do about that shit on here. We're not wrong for feeling that way.
 

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What's wrong is when people act like it is ok to talk about how much they love having their man admire their body yet they are disdainful and condescending toward the idea that a guy might want someone to admire his body.

If you're not impressed by someone's sex organs that is totally OK and more power to you. But you don't have to come and make condescending posts here where you're clearly talking down to anyone who doesn't feel the same way as you.
 

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So... someone said it: 7" length or so is going to be striking to most. If the girth is approaching 6" that would also be where you might start getting notable reactions. The OPs stats probably won't get to many wows.

Also: I sport a 7x6 and a pretty low number of short term partners have said anything about size. Don't take it personally

Purposely leaving out all the bs that everyone else is offering about questions you never asked
 
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What's wrong is when people act like it is ok to talk about how much they love having their man admire their body yet they are disdainful and condescending toward the idea that a guy might want someone to admire his body.

If you're not impressed by someone's sex organs that is totally OK and more power to you. But you don't have to come and make condescending posts here where you're clearly talking down to anyone who doesn't feel the same way as you.

No, actually. I specifically say other people can feel however they want. Which is obvious. What was condescending was the people who think they need to say what I meant or what @AlteredEgo meant. Who act as though others are wrong for feeling how they do. Other people are impressed by dick or what have you? By all means. That doesn't mean everyone has to be. Whether I'm friendly with someone or not, people can have opinions about whatever. What I will call out is people who try to speak for me. What I will call out is hypocrisy.

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Exactly - problem is guys in general and guys at LPSG specifically fail to understand this.
What.....?...i want to be impressed, before im potentially impressed, maybe we need a new word term, from the Davo-thaurusictionary, Inpress (thats when its still hidden behind clothing). "I want to be Inpressed before im Outpressed" , damn, another new word........this shit gets complicated real quick huh?