How big is your head?

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  1. Guy-jin

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    11PM Sunday night, we got the idea to see just who had the biggest head. The girls ranged from 21-23 inches. The men... 23, 23.5 and me at a whopping 24 inches.

    That's right. Of my circle of six friends present last Sunday night, I have the biggest head.

    Now, I know you all have fabric measuring tapes. But for once, instead of using it to measure a penis, this time, measure your head.

    Not that one.

    The one on top of your shoulders.

    Start in the middle of your forehead and measure around at the widest point.Who will win? Only this doomed, useless thread will tell!
     
  2. Pecker

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    One Size Fits All means "Everybody but Pecker"

    24¼"
     
  3. Guy-jin

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    Yeah, before they measured me I said "I bet I have the biggest head here", and one of the guys said, "You wear a hat bigger than size 8?"

    Um, yeah. Much.
     
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    I was thinking "the other" head too... :biggrin1:

    21.5" here.
     
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    Around size 8.
     
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    So then from this we can hypothesize that if the circumference of your actual head is 24" or more you have a large penis! Cool, now all we size queens have to do is pray that men start wearing dapper chapeaus everywhere so that we can check their hat sizes and see if they are worth talking to.:tongue::biggrin1:
     
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    I have a small head but,

    I have really long thumbs,
    very meaty kneecaps,
    a pet cock roach that lightning fast

    New thread ideas? :rolleyes::biggrin1:
     
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    If you can find me a dapper chapeau to wear, I will so be there.

    Something in a crushed red velvet would be perfect.
     
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    When I was a child my head wouldn't fit under a toilet stall door. Don't ask.
     
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    My pet cockroach is old and fat. But he has really big antennae.
     
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    23 1/2", but I blew a gasket an hour ago.
     
  12. Axcess

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    My head ( the one above my shoulders ) is 9.5 inches long real measure .
     
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