how big is your porn collection

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  1. Ronado

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    Like the title says. How many mags, dvds, tapes, even posters or toys do you have.
    At one point I had five dvds and 7 mags, but got rid of them due to family being nosey.
    It's a game, winner is based on categories. Lol
     
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    mags:35
    tapes; 50+
    dvds: 150+

    you can tell i am an older guy as i have all this shit. but i've had lots of fun jerking off to them: practice makes perfect, ya know.....
     
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    mags: 0
    dvds: 0
    tapes: 0
    posters: 0
    toys: 0

    With the exception of toys who needs any of that stuff these days. There's this thing called the internet...
     
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    So true, but I get a turn on walking into stores to buy porn lol.
    The lady at the cash register was like " oh, you sure you need these magazines."
     
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    i've worked in adult stores for more than a couple of years.. result... my porn collection is shameful.

    i kinda keep a box by the door for people take what they want :redface:
     
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    You don't work at one anymore? You ever tryout the merchandise?
     
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    off and on, mostly when the owner needs extra folk about.

    the movies? not much of the straight porn. heaps of gay porn has been reviewed. lots of the fetish market stuff.

    if ya mean toys? not as many as folks would think. when you get access to free sex toys ya tend to focus more on the toy aspect. silliness puts horny to the back of the line.

    things like double dong sword fighting.
    jelly dongs sting more than silicone if ya take a hit to the back of the head :rolleyes:
    playing fetched with damaged dongs.
    yeah.. that one got some calls.

    not the smex fest some folks imagine.

    gear is another issue. i fripping love my gear *pets play bag*
     
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    i have a toy bag that has lots of toys and 'accessories'
    no mags (anymore)
    a handful of dvd's (from back in the day before...)
    use the internet and have it hooked up to the tv so movies are right at our fingertips, so to speak....
     
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    mags..

    i keep my old copies of international leathermen, guardian, bodyplay, bad attitude, on our backs and such, the way most people keep comic books.

    i don't think i would ever ditch'em
     
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    my husband was like that for years with some of his mags...the for some reason he decided to toss them... can you imagine my disappointment when I went looking for one and couldn't find one anywhere? :disappointed:
     
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    porn selfishness is totally unforgivable :no:
    ya got to consider everyone before ya make a decision like tossing out ya porn.
     
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    Some of those toys are rediculous, 14 inch song wrist thick, hard to believe women buy them.
     
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    lmao..... sounds like a deal breaker, huh? hahha :tongue:
     
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    I do not have any
    I just look up FancyPants pic's on L P S G




    PIC OF A GIRL I KNOWH B O ' S G String divas pic's[​IMG]
     
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    do you and your husband use toys?
     
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    Yeah... thinking the same thing. I have one magizine I found on the side of the road dates dated 2007? And I have one DVD I bought a couple months of ago with a friend. That's it.
     
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    YES :banana::arms:
     
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    From your view, what toys work best for males, I like toys lol
     
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    depends on what you like and what gets you off...everyone is different:wink:
     
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    True words. Like what toys does he use though, has he tried a fleshlight?
     
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