How big was his penis? "Oh I don't know, about 18 foot long?"

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  1. frizzle

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    Seriously, why can't some people on this site measure correctly or accurately enough, even if it is estimating? I've seen so many accounts of 10, 11, 12, 13 + inches when we all know it's not true.

    I've known girls to say I'm a good 9 or even 10 inches when I'm just over 7 inches!

    People's fantasies just seem to get away numerical errors..:mad:
     
  2. Rubenesque

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    That's because we're constantly being told by men with 7" that's it's a 10" whopper.... it's fucked up our ability to guestimate with any degree of accuracy :biggrin1:

    It's also fucked up our ability to park cars "don't worry love you've got a good 10 inches to go...." BANG!
     
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    amen! I was talking to a friend who, inadvertantly got flashed by some 18 y/o who has been begging her for sex. she was all like 'he was big' like 8 1/2 inches by 1 1/2 inches...... I was thinking to myself....yeah right. Its amazing how guesstimating length is so inaccurate
     
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    People who report UFO's also exaggerate their size inadvertantly. Cocks are no different.
     
  5. Meniscus

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    This tendency of other people to over-estimate penis size has frequently worked in my favor.
     
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    LOL :biggrin1:
     
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    Oh I think I've got a pic of that in my Gallery! LOL
     
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    Yes I think you do...
     
  9. Viking_UK

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    I know mine is 7.5. What gets me is that if I'm ever camming, people go on about how huge it is and how it must be nine or ten inches. My other half's is 6.5 and he gets told it looks like it's eight or nine inches. It cracks him up, cos he thinks he's small.
    Then you get the guys who say they're 8x6 and when you actually see it, it's more like 5x4. I can't help it, but that usually makes me laugh - not because of the size of their dick, but that they think they can get away with saying it's three inches longer than it actually is. I'm a great believer in being honest about things and having fun with what you've got.

    I can't help but think of that scene in QAF where Vince goes home with a guy with a gorgeous butt and a big packet only to find that it's all padding. The only way you can ever hope to carry something like that off is to never let anyone see you naked.
     
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    Bit like wonderbras really Viking.... a girl wears on, gets home with a guy and takes it off, and he's left wondering where her gorgeous big tits vanished to! lol
     
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    That's so true, and it's very disappointing when it happens.
     
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    Would never happen with me honey!:biggrin1:
     
  13. Viking_UK

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    I'm glad to hear it. I know I'm pretty much a confirmed homo, but I love a good handful.
     
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    It's the legendary penis perception illusion.

    The more over 6" you are the bigger people guess your size to be, the smaller than 6" you are, the most people underestimate your size.
     
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