How big was John Holmes ??

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I was thinking about this for a second

1. People's erect size varies a bit depending on arousal.
2. Holmes measured himself at 10", which he told his wife, but he was a pathological liar.
3. There was a dildo of him at 10" length: I'm not sure where they got the 10" figure from (a mold, or a guess).
 

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The best bag for the buck, nothing beats Bob Chinn's inimitable Johnny Wadd series. Chinn graduated from the highly-vaunted UCLA film school way back in 1966 with stars in his eyes. He once aspired to the lofty directing heights of a Cecil B. DeMille or John Huston, but when that didn't pan-out he nevertheless transferred that same talent and energy to porn. He-- Bob Chinn-- would make the best damn porn movies anyone had ever masturbated to! They would be a porn masterpieces with actual movie plot lines! All he needed was a passable screenplay, a star with an unusually big dingus, and a porn studio willing to part with a little bit bigger budget. What he received was 1 out of 3.

The following is a 12-minute consolidation of a 1976 classic, Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here. At this point in his directorial porn career Bob was several movies into this action star series, but to his chagrin little had improved in either John Holmes' wooden acting ability or that of his female co-stars. More vexing were his film budgets, actually less than he spent making some of his student films back in UCLA. Ideally, Johnny Wadd was to be an Americanized version of Ian Fleming's dashing, erudite, sophisticated British spy, James Bond. James Bond drove an Aston Martin. For this movie, John Holmes was forced to drive Chinn's Volkswagen-turned-Porsche mid-engine 914, putting-out a de-smogged 80 horsepower. That made it tough to outrun the bad guys. Oh the trials and tribulations of a 70s porn director.
 
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