how blue can my balls get????

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I have a 3 week old beautiful baby. Obviously my wife and I have to wait around 6-8 weeks till we can get busy. We are both horny as hell. Constantly whispering in each others ear how we are going to fuck each others brains out. LOL.

Needless to say...

I'm HORNY!!!

...theirs always self-fucking. :)

Anyone relate??
 

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How blue can your balls get? Oh, that depends on the dye you use...
Personally, I wouldn't go bluer than smurf-blue.... /add smiley here/

Let's just say you're a guy, and you've (probably) got 2 hands...
My last 'tossoff' was a few months ago, and am still without any real action.
If ya _REALLY_ need it... jerk off. (she can do similar, too, while in TOTAL contol).


Oh, and... LOL... A virgin, actually giving sexual advice. (And, damnit... I think it actually makes sense???!!!???)
 

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I have a gf through the internet.
Fortunately she lives an hour from here, but we cannot see each other often, But we can talk and cam. What wonderful shows we give. My precumm flows profuselly. and her hand work her over. balls not blue,,,,
 

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I have a 3 week old beautiful baby. Obviously my wife and I have to wait around 6-8 weeks till we can get busy. We are both horny as hell. Constantly whispering in each others ear how we are going to fuck each others brains out. LOL.

Needless to say...

I'm HORNY!!!

...theirs always self-fucking. :)

Anyone relate??
The choices for relief from blue balls are;

1) The five knuckle shuffle, either you or sweetie can do this.
2) Frottage, or bun warming twixt her buns
3)Let her suck you off if she's so inclined
4)stick it in a knothole & get rid of some of it
 

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First of all congratulations!
Second of all, congratulations that your wife is still interested in SEX!

Been in your situation twice. Hands and mouths are good. Not sure how it would work with your wife, but my volunteering to change diapers only helped when it came to me seeking relief.

HAVE FUN and best wishes to your family!
 

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I have to agree with bflr-

CONGRATS!

esp that she is still interested in sex...(wow!)

as to the blue balls- the worst part for me what watching my son(s) breastfeed...
one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen...my son, my wife...and my aching screaming blue balls lol.... (hard to explain but the site always amazed me in its sheer beauty (and ....eroticness)

I suggest get out the ol' lube (or 'make your own')

patience- don't pressure her either...and be open with your communication...

if she understands- great!
if she doesn't....try cam4.com or any good porn site and whack away!

best of luck...a baby at the holidays is a wonderful thing!
 

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I went for three weeks one time; went to see my gf who gave great head; damnned nearly drowned the sweet girl.