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[quote author=Pecker link=board=relationships;num=1073717390;start=0#16 date=01/14/04 at 06:08:58] 
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That's Johnson Smith, the novelty company, Peck, not BIG JOHSON.
[/quote]That's Johnson Smith, the novelty company, Peck, not BIG JOHSON.
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Quite true, Peck, but the shirt I mentioned was in the Johnson Smith catalog.
I know all about BIG JOHNSON's esteemed line of stuff.
I know all about BIG JOHNSON's esteemed line of stuff.
Icarus213: Though I haven't seen a Big Johnson shirt in quite a few years. I wonder if they went out of business, or just out of vogue. They were always good for a laugh.
Just surprise her at the magic moment. Otherwise shut up. That has always worked for me.
mindseye: Blacksburg, Virginia
January nineteenth, two thousand four
Dearest Madame,
Through a fortuitous inheritance, I am in possession of a generous supply of surplus meat. It would be a shame to allow it to go to waste, and I would like very much to share it with you.
The favor of a reply is sincerely appreciated.
Most earnestly yours,
Heath
January nineteenth, two thousand four
Dearest Madame,
Through a fortuitous inheritance, I am in possession of a generous supply of surplus meat. It would be a shame to allow it to go to waste, and I would like very much to share it with you.
The favor of a reply is sincerely appreciated.
Most earnestly yours,
Heath
femaleinmass: The one man i was involved with that had this "problem" never said anything in advance.... I found ou the extent of his assests in the bedroom.... I won't deny it scared me at first... but I must say though that he went very slow and used plenty of foreplay and lub and things worked out in the long run... If she cares enough about you and you about her when it gets to this point... just go slow and you should both be fine... his consideration and gentleness when it came to my well being in the situation made a world of difference
Don't say anything man... you will find that usually word gets out damn fast about the size of your meat or else they can see it in your pants. If not, when you drop your drawz you'll hear what this girl said to me awhile back.."what do you think I am going to do with all that?" no need to advertise the obvious man.
gushiggins: I don't say anything about anything until the moment of truth is at hand. If they find out beforehand, fine, but she isn't getting a piece of me unless I know that she wants to make love with me, not my endowment.
That being said, if things are going in that direction, I always insist on giving oral beforehand, and make a point to tell her so. If she asks why, I say something to the effect of, "Well, one, because I love to, and two, the extra lubrication really helps." More often than not, that'll peak her interest, and I just go naturally from there.
I know that she wanted me for me, and she's not totally surprised/freaked out when she sees it for the first time. Win-win.
-Z
That being said, if things are going in that direction, I always insist on giving oral beforehand, and make a point to tell her so. If she asks why, I say something to the effect of, "Well, one, because I love to, and two, the extra lubrication really helps." More often than not, that'll peak her interest, and I just go naturally from there.
I know that she wanted me for me, and she's not totally surprised/freaked out when she sees it for the first time. Win-win.
-Z
roedhunt: Maybe we are all overlooking the obvious...
No, I dont mean come out and tell her. But assuming that this is a new woman, you two first date (or is that too old-fashioned?). Then on the first date, a kiss goodnight. Then on the next few or sooner, .... Make out. Seems old-fashioned, but it works. Reach for her and soon she'll reach for you. Then she'll find out and then you'll find out what she thinks... It also gives her the opportunity to decide if she wants to continue seeing you. I know that sounds shallow, but its true. A large breast doesnt affect the sexual act itself, but a large penis does. It also can intimidate her. So I wouldnt wait for the sex moment to show her. Let her know in advance.
No, I dont mean come out and tell her. But assuming that this is a new woman, you two first date (or is that too old-fashioned?). Then on the first date, a kiss goodnight. Then on the next few or sooner,
.... Make out. Seems old-fashioned, but it works. Reach for her and soon she'll reach for you. Then she'll find out and then you'll find out what she thinks... It also gives her the opportunity to decide if she wants to continue seeing you. I know that sounds shallow, but its true. A large breast doesnt affect the sexual act itself, but a large penis does. It also can intimidate her. So I wouldnt wait for the sex moment to show her. Let her know in advance.- Max,
Roedhunt,
I think you have it 100% right. A just-over-average guy need not do this - but there are plenty of men around here who would be well advised to.
The difficulty for us men is ... to talk about this too early might be taken amiss, but to leave it too late if a woman has fallen in love with you might be uncaring. Luckily. somehow or other I managed to judge the moment right (see my post above).
I think you have it 100% right. A just-over-average guy need not do this - but there are plenty of men around here who would be well advised to.
The difficulty for us men is ... to talk about this too early might be taken amiss, but to leave it too late if a woman has fallen in love with you might be uncaring. Luckily. somehow or other I managed to judge the moment right (see my post above).
alysen6: I usually let guys know that size is important to me fairly early on, but that's just because I have pretty high standards in that area. Best to get it on the table earlier than later if you care about that sort of thing. For most women who care less about size, though, I wouldn't say anything up front.
Of course, I usually meet guys in places like lpsg anyway, when the subject has already been broached. Makes it easier that way.
Of course, I usually meet guys in places like lpsg anyway, when the subject has already been broached. Makes it easier that way.
ORCABOMBER: When talking about the topic to female friends if the topic does come up, I usually make a really subtle "bad" joke about it.
IE. I was asked if I've ever worn a thong before and was it comfortable,:
"Well, all I'll say is, if you haven't got anything, it's alright, but if you do, ouch!"
Or did that just confuse everyone?
IE. I was asked if I've ever worn a thong before and was it comfortable,:
"Well, all I'll say is, if you haven't got anything, it's alright, but if you do, ouch!"
Or did that just confuse everyone?
monster: to say there are NO lines is a lie!!! i have done already. when they wabt to know about you just sayyou'd rather not because it's too embarrasing. why- they may ask and then make something i'm made fun of for this and that and so on. some girls feel bad for you want to know how big it is and if they can see it. plain and simple
alysen6: I had a guy do that to me who made me think he was really small. When I pressed for more information it turned out he was 8.5." I don't know why you would want to do that...
alysen6: True, but with someone like me, you might not get a chance to unveil it if you make me think it's not worth going to the viewing. 8)
[quote author=alysen6 link=board=relationships;num=1073717390;start=20#38 date=02/19/04 at 23:57:44]True, but with someone like me, you might not get a chance to unveil it if you make me think it's not worth going to the viewing. 8)[/quote]
Thanks for the personal testimony, alysen6. I prefer the real thing, rather than taking a chance on having the fanfare and BIG presentation. Your point is well-taken and tells me I had better be careful with my lead-ons. ;D
Luke
Thanks for the personal testimony, alysen6. I prefer the real thing, rather than taking a chance on having the fanfare and BIG presentation. Your point is well-taken and tells me I had better be careful with my lead-ons. ;D
Luke
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