How Can I Be A Better Bottom?

[HornyEssexBoi]

Hey

So, naturally I go to the toilet about 3 times a day on average - always have done, my dad and brother are the same.

Some people poop 3 times a day, some people poop 3 times a week.

This stops me from bottoming because I will never be completely empty/clean.

My ex's have usually always been good to go at any time of day, or could just pop to the toilet for a few minutes and then come back squeaky clean.

I could douche for an hour beforehand and still not be completely confident I'd be ok.

I had NSA last night with a guy who was so tight, clean, and hadn't even needed to douche. He was just ready.

My diet is good. I only eat fresh meat, fruit and veg. I seldom eat pasta/potato/bread etc.

If i drink a hot drink (coffee or tea) i will usually need to go to the toilet within an hour - it's like it goes through me and tries to flush everything out with warm water ha.

Have you guys got any suggestions for my diet or any vitamins or anything I could take to help me either clear out quicker or to make me a bit safer?

I'm 90% top but on the odd occasion I do want to bottom, i'd like to have that choice.

Thanks

 

[1222288]

"..I will never be completely empty/clean.

..squeaky clean.

..I could douche for an hour beforehand and still not be completely confident I'd be ok.

..I had NSA last night with a guy who was so tight, clean

..help me either clear out quicker or to make me a bit safer?"

I want you to re-read what I quoted, and tell me what you see.

If you remove all the filler, it quickly becomes obvious that you don't need tips on colon care. You seem fully educated on diet, douching, etc so I don't think anyone can really add to that. I'm more interested in your ..obsessiveness.. of the subject at hand.

By obsessiveness, I mean you are completely letting the idea of being clean, rather than actually physically being clean, get you all in a twist. Having a diet that reduces colon clutter, douching a lot, worried about when you do it, and then not being satisfied afterwards, with feelings of anxiety on top of all that. Do you see where I am going with that?

 

[Brodie888]

A couple of things that may help.

1. A fiber supplement can help bind everything together better. Eating fresh is good but you still might not have enough fiber.

2. Do you graze all day or set meals? Constant grazing may mean you have poop coming down the pipe all the time.

3. I am not advocating this but porn stars often take imodium to slow their bowel for long shoots. I am not a fan of stopping your body from doing what it naturally does but it is something that people do.

4. If the people you fuck are longer than normal they can be pulling poop from beyond your rectum. So either choose positions than achieve less depth or don't allow them to put it all the way in.

 

[tito21]

I have one word for you! Metamucil!

 

[macho8]

Tops: what makes a good bottom?