how can I find how big it is when Im alone?

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  1. B_Marius567

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    no woman will have me so how fine out how big it is without a woman?
     
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    I must've drank more than I thought I did because that made no sense to me
     
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    dude you have a serious problem there!!!

    but i think i might have a solution!

    You take a ruler and....you measure it!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes: geeez...
     
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    it get bigger when I am with a woman.
     
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    what is 'it'? :confused:
     
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    Don't humour the tedious wanker.
     
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    how much bigger do you want it? look at that thick thing.
     
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    Arousal levels do effect size. Try edging. Since you are by yourself, you bring yourself to the brink of orgasm and stop. Then you do it again. After a few times, you penis will "balloon" to its biggest size possible. Then take your measurement.

    How would you measure it when you are with a woman?
    You are banging her and then say, "Wait, I have to measure it now!". Take about killing the mood.
     
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    No, I think you need to drink even more to understand that post.
     
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    You buy a tapemeasure butthead. :rolleyes: :duh:
     
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    You could try reading your own posts, you've already said that it's 9 inches
     
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    Ha! LOL! By the way, what language do they speak in St. Louis? Seems like English is not this guy's first language.
     
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