How can you be 99% straight, 1% gay?

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I guess because I like big cocks in porn. I have an interest in them, hence I am here. But I would be repulsed if the men acted sexually with each other. But if two dicks touch while a woman is fucking them I don't mind. Don't know if 1% is accurate. But it's my best guess.
 

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Don't feel even a little bit gay after saying that. Don't want to go fondle it or have sex with the guy, but isn't it liberating to be able to feel that, and say that, and mean it and not be even a little bit ashamed? I'll go ahead and give myself a percentage just because I'm there.



Awesome statement! You're not gay because you are fascinated by/admire another man's dick. You could look at men's dicks all day to compare and admire without being gay. How does that make you gay? You have a big dick fetish, simply stated. Don't all men have dicks? In that case, it would only be natural to compare and admire the finest among them. Right? To be fascinated by the very organ that you already possess as a man would in no way make you gay.
 

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The reason is this: I am 99 percent gay meaning I like gay men sexually and 1 percent straight is how much sexually I am attracted to straight guys. Now there are plenty of straight guys I am attracted to. Like, for example, Henry Rollins and Matt Damon to name a few. I know that these guys are straight. I wouldn't want to be anything else but friends with straight guys.
 

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i think all people are atracted to the same sex somewhat
Ah, but is that attraction sexual?
I'm attracted to 70's musclecars, especially if they have big blocks.
Doesn't mean I want to have sex with them. :wink:
Ask yourself if you don't have a warm feeling for someone of your own gender. Of course you do...
Again, it depends on how you define warm feeling.
I have 'warm feelings' for my Grandfather.
So that means I can't possibly be 100% straight? :rolleyes:


I think of ones 'sexual orientation' as a combination of:

  • Attraction: Who are you attracted to in a sexual way.
  • Behavior: Who are you doing it with.
  • Identity: How do you view yourself sexually.


For me personally:

  • I'm not sexually attracted to men.
  • I would be doing it with a member of the opposite sex.
  • I consider myself to be heterosexual.
So I'm straight, straight, straight.
NineInchCock_160IQ said:
except for some reason I still can't figure out how to make hyperlinks work on this site...
You got it 99% right. :wink:

http://www.lpsg.org/sex-with-a-large-penis/28034-how-much-do-you-rate.html

I'd almost bet real money you will spot the problem below very quickly.
NineInchCock_160IQ said:
[URL="http://http://www.lpsg.org/sex-with-a-large-penis/28034-how-much-do-you-rate.html?highlight=percentages"]http://www.lpsg.org/sex-with-a-large-penis/28034-how-much-do-you-rate.html[/URL]

Might I suggest a shortcut for internal links?

That number in the link above (28034) is the thread ID. That's all you need to link to it. This code:

[thread]28034[/thread]

turns into this:

[thread]28034[/thread]

If you want to be a little more creative, this:

You'll find my answer [thread=28034]HERE[/thread]

turns into:

You'll find my answer [thread=28034]HERE[/thread]

If you want to set the link to an individual post, you can use the post ID. If you hover your mouse over the # at the top right corner of the post your browser should display a link for just that post. The number in the link (470260 if I'm thinking of the same post you're refering to) is the post ID. Works just like the thread ID.This code:

[post]470260[/post]

becomes this:

[post]470260[/post]

Or this:

You'll find my answer [post=470260]HERE[/post]

Will turn into:

You'll find my answer [post=470260]HERE[/post]
 

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Interesting discussion nice to hear differing views and people being so honest. My own response of 100% gay was from a sexual activity point of view and nothing to do with appreciation of a nice woman. I can appreciate a sexy female but would never sleep with one as only men turn me on.
 

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Daverock said:
Interesting discussion nice to hear differing views and people being so honest. My own response of 100% gay was from a sexual activity point of view and nothing to do with appreciation of a nice woman. I can appreciate a sexy female but would never sleep with one as only men turn me on.

Me too...
 

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Ah yes.. I agree Sorcerer. That ever-popular fear of offending homosexuals.... I experience it nearly daily. :rolleyes:

I'm not afraid of offending homosexuals. My day isn't complete until I have pissed off a faggot. If it happens to be a preening racist Yankee faggot who spends a lot of time online flattering himself (not that there's anybody like that around here ), then I consider myself to be on a roll.

My 1% is just a reminder to myself that if I try to convince me or anyone else that I'm 100% anything (other than human) I am placing myself on a slippery slope spiritually. Saying I am 100% this or that I will will do a certain thing 100% of the time is usually setting myself up to be made a liar by the universe.

My sexuality is very fluid. Sometimes I want to fuck Lex and Spladle, sometimes I don't. Part of this post is a blatant troll, part of it isn't.
 

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HickBoy said:
I'm not afraid of offending homosexuals. My day isn't complete until I have pissed off a faggot. If it happens to be a preening racist Yankee faggot who spends a lot of time online flattering himself (not that there's anybody like that around here ), then I consider myself to be on a roll.

Oh, that is so fucking funny.
 

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My sexual contacts, post childhood playing with cousins, has been ALMOST exclusively with women. The only variance was in recent years (past age 65) with an old friend. I'm sure that I have described this incedent in another thread somewhere on this board. He was the only "man" that I have ever sucked off and he was only the second "man" to ever suck me off. Therefore, I cannot report myself as being 100% straight even though my primary interest is still women.

Gramps
 

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HickBoy said:
Glad you got the joke. :biggrin1:

It just reminds me of another story, I was watching Friends with a friend (Who just so happens to be gay also) and they made a joke about gays and just started to crack up and he went "Oh my gawd, How can you think that's funny, its soooo stereotypical and its offencive." I looked at him and said, "Shut up faggot" I'm not sure why but he found that funny.

For some reason people who go all insane about being gay bug me, like marching and screaming and shirts and bumper stickers, and all that crap. Why can't they just live their lives?

(Please note, marches for gay marriage and other things in support of gay marriage I support.)
 

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Daverock said:
Glad to hear you are so open minded :smile:
Don't know why, but I found that whole exchange to be quite funny.

As for me, I've never touched another male in any way I'd consider remotely sexual. However, as of late I have been quite... intrigued... by the male form. My only problem lies in the fact that I find the male face to be completely unattractive - especially in comparison with that of a womans. I've mentioned in the chatroom (and possibly on here, don't remember) that I'd like to do some 'oral play' with another man, as I really do find the penis to be incredibly sexy and would love to partake in the pleasing of one besides my own. But seriously, isn't that strange? I wouldn't have any problem licking up and down a guy's shaft and letting him shoot in my mouth, but I wouldn't want to kiss him?

To be quite honest, I think down the line I'd be most comfortable in a MMF type situation - I don't think a one on one encounter with another man would be my way to go. And that's why I have it at 99/1, it probably should be lower, but honestly, it's just an lpsg profile number, who cares?
 

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If you ever listened The Smiths (or Morrissey) music you're at leats 1% gay.

The rest of the 99%? It's all relative (like difference between Coke and Pepsi)