How come the pretty bastards always break yo fuckin heart?

[marleyisalegend]

I decided on a name, I'm going to call him Duane.

*devours bowl of mint, chocolate chip ice cream fervently*

Marley...it's ok...have a seat, relax & eat your ice cream...

the men in the white coats will be there shortly...

and don't bother trying to fight them...your ice cream's been laced w/ tranqulizers...:tongue:

Huh? What do you meeeeaaarnnnn?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Other attributes I find sexy: Eclectic taste in music, intelligence, being well-spoken, knowledge of different cultures, being bilingual, knowledge of cars, athleticism, care about health/well-being, perseverence, well-educated.

You know, marls, apropos of nuthin' ... the only thing I miss there is knowledge of cars, though from the age of 10 to 10 1/2, I carried a chub only for them.
(Tbh, the athleticism ain't quite there these days, but just today, I made a visit back to the gym, my cathedral of so many yesterdays.)
If you're real nice to me, there may be a viper in your future.
Or even a Viper™.

 

[Xcuze]

Whatever skank.

Oh Marleyshequita, you know Im only joshing.

We have a love/hate thing thingying. Without the love.

Still joshing! :tongue:

No, I do know how a face photo can encapture u actually.

**resists temptation to add final swipe**

 

[marleyisalegend]

If you're real nice to me, there may be a viper in your future.
Or even a Viper™.

I'll take one of each please, I'll call you after I get back from wherever these strippers dressed as pschologists take me.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I'll take one of each please, I'll call you after I get back from wherever these strippers dressed as pschologists take me.

In six years, neither may work.
Have fun.
Smile at Nurse Ratched.

 

[marleyisalegend]

**resists temptation to add final swipe**

Bring it on bitch, I'm pumped with tranquilizers, I could take on Mr. T if I had to!:tongue:

Smile at Nurse Ratched.

Nurse? I thought these guys were taking me to see Duane.

 

[Hellboy0]

...The only cure for those who crave them, is to grow up enough to begin to find attraction in other's character, rather than mere contour.

I really agreed and enjoyed reading your entire post. But the above that I noted is a perfect quote. Can I use???:biggrin1:

 

[marleyisalegend]

I really agreed and enjoyed reading your entire post.

He's always presumptive and long-winded like that. It was self-indulgent of him to take the task of "enlightening me about the evils of superficialism." I've dated old guys, fat guys, guys who aren't conventionally pretty.

As usual, Phil overreacted to a light-hearted post. I've named a host of personailty characteristics I find attractive that have nothing to do with looks.

He was right, but his post was misplace, he coulda saved all those paragraphs for a Zaquisha Efron thread.

 

[Hellboy0]

He's always presumptive and long-winded like that. It was self-indulgent of him to take the task of "enlightening me about the evils of superficialism." I've dated old guys, fat guys, guys who aren't conventionally pretty.

As usual, Phil overreacted to a light-hearted post. I've named a host of personailty characteristics I find attractive that have nothing to do with looks.

He was right, but his post was misplace, he coulda saved all those paragraphs for a Zaquisha Efron thread.

Sorry...i know you were being silly and took it as such. But conversations in the Real World also go off on tangents...which is cool! I'm always up for enlightenment.

However, go back to having fun, Marley! Not enuf of that in the world these days, seems like. :wink:

 

[marleyisalegend]

But conversations in the Real World also go off on tangents...which is cool! I'm always up for enlightenment.

I'm aware, my grievance was the obvious implication that I'm superficial for thinking that guy is cute. I think Phil took me a lil too seriously, but he wouldn't be Phil if he didn't.

However, go back to having fun, Marley! Not enuf of that in the world these days, seems like. :wink:

Awesome, how about a double date, me and Duane and you can bring a date along. Duane is shy at first but get a few drinks in him and, woo! the partyboy just comes right out. I'm going to go pick up Apples to Apples. Duane and I LOVE that game.

 

[Principessa]

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Oh negro please, you don't even know his sorry ass! If your fantasys are this much drama I'd hate to see your relationships.

I'm a Leo, I don't have to know somebody for them to break my heart.:tongue:

BS it's a choice.

 

[marleyisalegend]

Oh negro please, you don't even know his sorry ass! If your fantasys are this much drama I'd hate to see your relationships.

Duane and I are taking things slowly but we're warming up to each other.

BS it's a choice.

You silly goose I didn't choose to be a Leo, I was born this way.:tongue:

 

[Xcuze]

I've dated old guys, fat guys, guys who aren't conventionally pretty.

Stop, youre making me jealous!

 

[marleyisalegend]

Stop, youre making me jealous!

I know you're jealous of my new man Duane but check this out. I firmly believe that there's someone for everyone, even an odorous, unpleasant, cum-guzzling snail such as yourself. Keep reaching for the stars mosquito-tits.:tongue:

 

[Jovial]

There is a trade off between looks and commitment. If you want commitment then go for someone less attractive or not as nice in other ways. If you want someone great, then you always risk them finding someone better.

 

[marleyisalegend]

There is a trade off between looks and commitment. If you want commitment then go for someone less attractive or not as nice in other ways. If you want someone great, then you always risk them finding someone better.

Shut up! Duane will never cheat on me! He said he loves me, and he's never felt this way before. He told me that there would be haters, I just let that shit roll off the shoulder.

Heaven.....I'm in heaven......and my heart beats sooo, that I can hardly speeeeak!

When me and Duane are dancing.....cheek to cheeeeek!

 

[Jovial]

Shut up! Duane will never cheat on me! He said he loves me, and he's never felt this way before. He told me that there would be haters, I just let that shit roll off the shoulder.

Heaven.....I'm in heaven......and my heart beats sooo, that I can hardly speeeeak!

When me and Duane are dancing.....cheek to cheeeeek!

I didn't say anything about cheating.

 

[marleyisalegend]

I didn't say anything about cheating.

Good, cuz he's not cheating on me. Duane is NOT cheating on me. He's not. He's not cheating on me. Duane wouldn't do that, all those phone numbers in his pocket are business contacts, and his job requires him to go out of town with his sex-buy naive assistant named Santos. But it's okay cuz Santos is totally straight. He's a nice guy, I can't imagine why he's never had a girlfriend. Doesn't matter, Duane's not cheating on me.

 

[surferboy]

people have said i'm pretty, but i haven't broken anyone's heart before. so, does that mean i'm not pretty?

 

[marleyisalegend]

people have said i'm pretty, but i haven't broken anyone's heart before. so, does that mean i'm not pretty?

I don't care who's wrong or right, I don't really wanna fiiiight no mooooore....