How come the pretty bastards always break yo fuckin heart?

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Really? That's so special!

And no, he didn't tell me. But you know how how malicious tongues are in the hood.

If that bitch Risha told you, I'ma blow her house up! I told that hoe about tellin everybody my bizness.

*sips on french-imported Koolaid*

It's hard bein a classy bitch.
 

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If that bitch Risha told you, I'ma blow her house up! I told that hoe about tellin everybody my bizness.

*sips on french-imported Koolaid*

It's hard bein a classy bitch.

Yeah, it was Risha. Make sure to take her handbags out of the house before blowing the house up. They're nice.:redface:
 

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Yeah, it was Risha. Make sure to take her handbags out of the house before blowing the house up. They're nice.:redface:

Oh hell yeah! That knock-off Fiore bag she had at the club last week? I'ma keep that shit. You can have her Berbary (not Burberry) boots. Now where's my lil boy Ray Ray, he's so much better at putting bombs together than I am. Imagine that, being outdone by your 12 year old.
 

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Oh hell yeah! That knock-off Fiore bag she had at the club last week? I'ma keep that shit. You can have her Berbary (not Burberry) boots. Now where's my lil boy Ray Ray, he's so much better at putting bombs together than I am. Imagine that, being outdone by your 12 year old.


Ahhhhh the innocence of children:smile:
 

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Ahhhhh the innocence of children:smile:

Yeah, they grow up so fast. Seems like just yesterday I was teachin my lil girl Rihannayonce how to load her glock.

Duane has fallen in love with all 14 of my kids, and he's only gotten death threats from 3 of my baby daddies. Ain't love grand?
 
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Paint a perfect picture
Bring 2 life a vision in one's mind
The beautiful ones
Always smash the picture
Always everytime

U make me so confused
The beautiful ones
U always seem 2 lose

-Prince
 
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Unfortunately it's true. Beauty is allowed way more 'latitude' than those less 'gifted'.
 
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True, that's why I forgave Duane for cheating on me, but I'm sure he's totally changed. He pinky-swore that he'd never do it again.


If you’d told me from the start that you’re playing around
It would have been fine…
Then I would have played too and I guess
I would have had a good time.

-Whitney

Fine
 

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Picture this, I'm in my bed
Body's hot, soaking wet
Thinkin bout the things I'd like to do
I'm open wide when it comes to freakin you
Imagine me, wet as can be
Between my legs, you're tastin me
Boy when you get here you know my love will overflow
And you ain't got to worry 'bout my clothes
Cause I got my...

T-shirt and my panties on
Just how you like it
T-shirt and my panties on
Waitin for you
T-shirt and my panties on
You can't deny it
T-shirt and my panties
Got my t-shirt and my panties on

-Adina Howard
 

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I hate to inform you darlin' ,but he aint all that! He is cute, perhaps, but enough to roll around on the floor and pull one's hair out.....NOT!

Girl Duane' is right here next to me, he read your post. You really hurt his feelings. :frown1: Now I'm gonna have to give him some again or he won't be able to sleep.
 

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Not all pretty boys are jerks...I happen to know a couple of fantastic ones :biggrin1:


hrm...i dunno if you're giving me a compliment or not :confused:

but honestly, i was just adding some goofy kine comments to the topic. i honestly don't think i'm "pretty" or "handsome" or whatever


EDIT: had to correct some spelling
 

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but yah, i seriously don't consider myself for be pretty or handsome. i'd say i'm like, a 5.5-6 on the 10 scale

I'd say you're more like an 8-9, you look like a co-worker I had a crush on. These are some to-die-for facepics.

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/34851/size/big/cat/500/ppuser/2528

I don't like the comb-over in this one but the shape of your face is just delicious:

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/34852/cat/500/size/big/ppuser/2528
 
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