How common are 11 inch cocks?

[The Meat Rod Cometh]

Quite honestly: No


I guess we can agree that he ain't 11".

You know I'm just messing with you guys man, LOL.

Doubt he's even 9" TBH

With curve included?

Ditto, and whenever I see a "How big do you think this guy is?" post and the first thing I notice is a picture of Piper Perri holding it. Well...let's just say

Yeah, he's definitely not 11. His own hand on his penis gives the size range away. 9 inches thereabouts, give or take half an inch.

 

[The Meat Rod Cometh]

FWIW, I don't hate him, or anybody in here. I also have a sneaking suspicion that he doesn't really believe most of the stuff he said that pissed everybody off. I also think it's good to have at least a little bit of "checks and balances" so us dick busters don't go totally unopposed in all cases. The fantasists don't typically bother to argue for what they believe. They just go somewhere and beat off to it.

11 inches still to be proven, amazing. The fact that it is getting harder and harder to even keep this thread on track is testament to the very likely non-existence of functional 11 inch cocks in today's world.
The fact that it has degraded into "Do legit 10 inch cocks even exist" well that should really tell us all we need to know at this point on the topic. Anyone up for starting another thread open to jokes and lively banter on the topic?
Before brother Bendy throws us all into Gotham prison.

And yep, you hit the nail on the head @Shepardson . Its clearly a strategy to keep threads lively. @goldzilla knows full well what he is doing. Its actually a pretty clever social media attention grabbing tactic that works every time. However annoying it may be to some people. LOL
Once you catch onto the pattern. Its actually kind of funny.
No one should take any of it too seriously. It adds to the humor and colorful characters of this site in my opinion.
Makes it less dry and routine.

Sorry Bendy, I promise that is my last slightly off-topic post.
May Peace, Love and Batman's Gracious Smiles be upon me.

 

[dgyeezy]

Ditto, and whenever I see a "How big do you think this guy is?" post and the first thing I notice is a picture of Piper Perri holding it. Well...let's just say

How about the pictures without Piper Perri lol (unless thats all you will allow your bias conscious to react to). There's also the girls who are 5ft7 and can fit approx 3 hands on his dick (if we decide to use that rough/unreliable esstimate). That would mean on average, a 5ft4 girl should have approx a 3 inch hand width (though that's only across the palm, not including the fact that if she were gripping something; her hand would be wider across the palm), which would add up to 9. These girls are taller and bigger in stature (as in not petite), and dredd has a deep side curve that needs to be accounted for. You cant glance over the fact that if his dick were straightened it would be longer, unless your ignorant and hold a personal agenda.

 

[Shepardson]

dgyeezy- Just being funny. Wasn't trying to argue about it or anything, as I haven't really paid that much attention to that particular guy. I've gotten to sort of believe that none of the porn girls in monster dick porn really tell you much (even the taller ones). I'm impressed by how much they can enhance the scenes, but I don't usually use them as a reference for anything. I think the shots you have with his own hands are way more telling.

Take Care

 

[Snakebyte]

Didn't we have a picture of Dredd next to an ipad or something similar some while ago?

 

[dgyeezy]

dgyeezy- Just being funny. Wasn't trying to argue about it or anything, as I haven't really paid that much attention to that particular guy. I've gotten to sort of believe that none of the porn girls in monster dick porn really tell you much (even the taller ones). I'm impressed by how much they can enhance the scenes, but I don't usually use them as a reference for anything. I think the shots you have with his own hands are way more telling.

Take Care

True, though the man is 6ft5 and I'm sure his hands are bigger then most. From what i've seen, he can fit approx 2 hands on his shaft when fully erect, so hypothetically speaking, if he had a 4 inch had width, he would be over 9; due to the hands plus the tip.

Didn't we have a picture of Dredd next to an ipad or something similar some while ago?

Yes, though it's a bit unreliable due to his dick being atop of the IPAD, which I'm pretty sure adds length (correct me on that if I'm wrong) and we can't see if the base of his cock is aligned with the iPad (the iPad is 9.75 inches, and that was discovered by looking at the details at the top of the IPAD, i.e the camera and buttons along the top). Again, I've stated this a lot at this point, his side curve needs to be included, for if straightened, we'd have his true length.

 

[dgyeezy]

True, though the man is 6ft5 and I'm sure his hands are bigger then most. From what i've seen, he can fit approx 2 hands on his shaft when fully erect, so hypothetically speaking, if he had a 4 inch had width, he would be over 9; due to the hands plus the tip


*Also the side curve

 

[72361]

True, though the man is 6ft5 and I'm sure his hands are bigger then most. From what i've seen, he can fit approx 2 hands on his shaft when fully erect, so hypothetically speaking, if he had a 4 inch had width, he would be over 9; due to the hands plus the tip.



Yes, though it's a bit unreliable due to his dick being atop of the IPAD, which I'm pretty sure adds length (correct me on that if I'm wrong) and we can't see if the base of his cock is aligned with the iPad (the iPad is 9.75 inches, and that was discovered by looking at the details at the top of the IPAD, i.e the camera and buttons along the top). Again, I've stated this a lot at this point, his side curve needs to be included, for if straightened, we'd have his true length.

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9.77 inches, per my forensic computer work

 

[Snakebyte]

9.77 inches, per my forensic computer work

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If the pad starts at the base and not below the balls, what I rather think tbh.

 

[dgyeezy]

9.77 inches, per my forensic computer work

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Well, going off of what you did, he would be 9.77 inches, If the iPad base were aligned with the base of his cock (though you would have to also include the fact that his dick is on top of the ipad, which may or may not add length). So, now the question at hand is how much longer would his dick be if it were straightened out.

 

[TinyPrincess]

9.77 inches, per my forensic computer work

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Two questions.

• Is it just me or is the bottom of the picture missing? I can't see the base of his cock or the base of the tablet.
• Since when has cocks been measured in curves?

And a request - could your "forensic computer work" add a estimate of width of tablet and cock?

 

[Snakebyte]

Well, going off of what you did, he would be 9.77 inches, If the iPad base were aligned with the base of his cock (though you would have to also include the fact that his dick is on top of the ipad, which may or may not add length). So, now the question at hand is how much longer would his dick be if it were straightened out.

The 9.77 is already along the curve

 

[dickapick]

9.77 inches, per my forensic computer work

Does the forensic computer work also tell it's not an iPad mini? I don't know if you can see the difference?

 

[Mule]

Does the forensic computer work also tell it's not an iPad mini? I don't know if you can see the difference?

From the layout of the volume buttons, lock switch and camera, that could only be an iPad Air or an iPad mini 3. As far as I can see, it is an iPad Air, which measures 9.4" x 6.6". I don't think it is an iPad mini (7.87" x 5.3"), because of the relative size of the camera to the width of the device. Look at these two images and see if you agree.

iPad mini 3:

iPad Air:

 

[Nosuportneeded]

Two questions.

• Is it just me or is the bottom of the picture missing? I can't see the base of his cock or the base of the tablet.
• Since when has cocks been measured in curves?

And a request - could your "forensic computer work" add a estimate of width of tablet and cock?

Bear in mind, the penis is on top. This will distort the size on the junk to appear larger in all dimensions and the tablet smaller.

The closer the camera is to the subject, the greater the distortion will be. This camera appears to be pretty close. When viewed with the eyes, in real life, the two seperate lenses and distance between them, corrects some of this distortion. Also a wide angle (most phones) will further the distortion.

I agree with @Snakebyte that the tablet may also be under the balls a bit. None of us can see the bottom of the pic. Finally, the angle of the shot is not directly over the end of the penis, but rather, behind. This creates the illusion that the tip of the penis extends further relative to the tablet.

All this to say, that the "width" of the cock definitely appears larger than it would IRL, relative to the tablet.

He's fucking thick, though. Defo 6.5" range like diesel, but more toward the base.

 

[Snakebyte]

Guess we all can agree that he is not relevan to the thread.Furthermore this gives a pretty good perspective how stupid some claims here at LPSG are.

 

[dickapick]

@Mule It looks like you are right. So an iPad Air it is

 

[Englishmansabroad]

LOL. Thanks brother. You know that's actually kinda hot! I sort of like the idea of being humiliated for having a huge cock.
I'm glad that type of fetish actually exists. LOL I had no idea it was even a thing in the modern day.

Haha,thanks- not many do!

 

[dgyeezy]

Two questions.

• Is it just me or is the bottom of the picture missing? I can't see the base of his cock or the base of the tablet.
• Since when has cocks been measured in curves?

And a request - could your "forensic computer work" add a estimate of width of tablet and cock?

What do you mean by "since when has cocks been measured in curves"? Are you saying that with the intent to convey satire or are you finding it incorrect to measure dredds cock the way in which royksopp4 did?

 

[TinyPrincess]

What do you mean by "since when has cocks been measured in curves"? Are you saying that with the intent to convey satire or are you finding it incorrect to measure dredds cock the way in which royksopp4 did?

Oh, brother

If my car measures 5 metres in a straight line from bumper to bumper but 7 metres from bumper following the curvature over the bonnet and hood to the bumper. How long is my car?

Will you measure it honestly or like Dreed's cock? In my world my car would measure 5 metres.

You're arguing for this being an honest 12" ruler...

As I've pointed out plenty of times before, guys will optimise any measurement (and it's fine with me). On the other hand, I hope it's equally fine with guys that we're only interested in the insertable size.