How dangerous is it to pump cocks with vacuum cleaner.

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  1. Rasputin779

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    I've heard all sorts of rumors about pumping by sticking a cock into a vacuum cleaners attachment hose and how it's dangerous. Does anyone here have any experience with this and is it really as dangerous as people say?
     
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    Wow. Well think about it. I suppose it depended on how efficient the vacuum is. You could break some capillarys. Make sure you're near the plug, in case the power switch doesn't work.
    Reminds me tho; I was using an electric breast pump for the first time when my oldest was
    about 6 months. I didnt quite read all of the instructions and I was tired. The thing seemed to increase suction too quickly and my nipple began to turn red, then purple. I supposed I panicked , it did hurt. My MIL jumped up and pulled the plug. Then seeing my nipple, she panicked and yelled for my husband. We read the directions. Not much to know, but if you aren't prepared and over tired, simple things can get the best of you.
     
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    It would be pretty embarrassing having to call out from inside the vacuum for someone to let you out. Don't use a sanyo, would not suck the skin of a custard.
     
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    I tried but I could not fit in the hose
     
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    It is very dangerous. As a doctor I have seen unspeakable vascular damage done by a vacuum cleaner to a young man's penis.
     
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    It's as safe as trying to do a liposuction surgery by cutting your stomach open and sticking the vacuum cleaner in there. And yes, people have tried it.
     
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    How dangerous is it to pump cocks with vacuum cleaner.

    It should not hurt most vacuum cleaners.
     
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    FFS! Listen to Conor...

    DON'T.
    EVER.
    DO.
    THAT!
     
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    We use a shop-vac for our vacuum cleaner. The hole is plenty big enough and the mega suction just vibrates your peter really good while sucking at the same time.
     
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    Depending on your skin and blood vessels.you could end up in the hospital.
     
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    They should put one of those warning drawings with a line through it on the end of the vacuum hose...lol...I wish i could draw in the message box...I crack myself up...
     
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    if i had a penis i'm pretty sure jamming it in a Hoover would be on my "things not to do with your penis" list.
     
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    Remember the flowbee...oh yeah baby...I going to be rich...
     
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    probably a great blow job if done correctly
     
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    i imagine it's not a good idea, especially if you have an upright vacuum!
     
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    I was gonna say...most hoses to vacs are too small... well I guess you could try a Shop Vac :) but still...if it's a good one...you could be in danger of hurting yourself. For GOD'S sake...don't be hanging out at a car wash using those vacs! lol
     
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    Please Deposit 4 more quarters Please !!!!! * looks of OCs coin slot * Mmmmm !
     
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    I am going to say if it fits ,you are in for a fast trip to the ER. Don't do it, if you value your cock.
     
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    I dunno....only four quarters? if anything does go into the slot, I prefer the $2 in quarters or more club....lol
     
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    bad idea, don't do it
     
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