how do describe the big one?

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  1. reego

    reego New Member

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    Question for y'all. When you get into a discussion and some guy's size becomes the issue, how did you or would you describe his cock, e.g. can of red bull, beer can, two-hander, summer sausage, hold hands apart and show, big banana, etc. so that they get the picture....
     
  2. Gisella

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    Taking serpents, cobras, anacondas as exemples and make hands gestures to animate the conversation but with the one carrying the monster thing...most of the time animal specie is involved..lol..nature, nature brings the best on me...lol.

    I dont like to talk about his privates with other than him as I hope he would do the same with my fitta's particularities...:rolleyes: :wink:
     
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    Most of the people i talk to would be pretty up on sizes so actual measurements would be fine. However a extra tall red bull sounds good about now.

    Come to think about it what is the measurements of a red bull can in grith?
     
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    7 or 8 inches I would have thought.

    Usually I see girls using hand gestures. Or one time a girl pointed at my cock (soft) telling me how big most guys are and then levelled her finger about an inch from the tip of my cock to show how big one guy was.

    Most of the time its hands though. Serpents sounds fun. Or sausages. Cocktail and Cumberland are all I can think of right now though :rolleyes:
     
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    A can of red bull is a tad under 7 inches.


    not that I would know or anything.
     
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    LMAo SM

    Gisella for the record u should get kind of award for your posts. your honesty is very hott :D
     
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    When I am relaying a story, I use hand gestures as well as comparative statements about the size or shape of his cock.

    For example, he was about this long (shows size with hands) and shaped sort of like a pyramid.

    Hugs and Kisses,

    Karmen
     
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    mmmmm Cumberland sausages. They dont sell those in america- at least not way out west here- and I really loved 'em in England!
    and, I do mean the real sausages.
    :biggrin1:
    I know, off topic but Royal started it!!
     
  9. viking1

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    I have heard "fence post" and "hoe handle" quite a few times as well as "horse cock". I mean just in general...here and there...this sure don't apply to me. I have just heard this talk on the job quite a few times.
     
  10. Mr. Snakey

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    This is funny. Yes horsecock, donkey dick, etc....... Red bull? How about Budwiser!.............:tongue: :wink:
     
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