How do hung guys have their soft penis in their pants

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A clothing designer friend in Paris explained to me that the direction zippers and buttons are arranged on men's trousers(facing right) is part of a universal agreement among international clothing designers. Because of this face right agreement, more fabric is allocated to the left pant leg to contain the cock and balls. It is called the "cut" of the right and left upper trouser legs, respectively! Placing everything you have in the "fuller" left trouser leg is called "dressing" left! "Dressing" right for a well hung guy is often strangling and uncomfortable, to say the least!

I did not know that. :cool:
 

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I did not know that. :cool:

I learned it only after modeling for a clothing designer in the 50's in Paris. It was forbidden to dress right because that can cause cock and balls to bunch up and distort the hang of the right pants leg!
 
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Never thought about it till I was fitted for a good suit, the tailor asked"what side do you dress sir?" It took me a few akward seconds to figure out what he meant.

right side.
 

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In earlier years I wore it to the right. That caused big problems at the workplace. In fact I actually lost a job (at a welfare office, no less - complaints about my "ahem" "bulge"). Well...wasn't worth keeping anyway...

After a change of "careers", I took great care to hide any hint of a bulge. I tried to do this by wearing me dong upward in close fitting boxer briefs, and/or by wearing loose enough trousers. The first not very practical as by weight it'd drop back downward again, but I think I did a nice enough job overall at going "incocknito". :rolleyes:
 

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After a change of "careers", I took great care to hide any hint of a bulge. I tried to do this by wearing me dong upward in close fitting boxer briefs,

Up is a great way to minimize the bulge. I point up, but fall somewhat to the left.

My scrotum is large, and gets in the way, making "down" impossible, and down-left feels like it's being forced. Most unpleasant.

Pointing up does make fit *critical,* though.

http://www.mensunderwearblog.com/2005/12/balls-in-one-erector-brief.html
 
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I learned it only after modeling for a clothing designer in the 50's in Paris. It was forbidden to dress right because that can cause cock and balls to bunch up and distort the hang of the right pants leg!

Are we a little narcissistic with nearly 600 photos? Dude, you are definitely dressing left in those jeans, though!! -NICE
 

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I wear briefs 2xist and always up and to the left diagonally, when hanging always to the left. No special reason i just do it to the left
 

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I learned it only after modeling for a clothing designer in the 50's in Paris. It was forbidden to dress right because that can cause cock and balls to bunch up and distort the hang of the right pants leg!

Neither did I! And it makes sense too. Now I know why my pants fit "weird" when I dress right! Thanks Basque9!

Simba
 

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I tried to hang left and smashed all so bad I went to the right. My pants seem to have a special pocket on the right side and my balls hang very low so they show a huge amount. I can't hide the bulge even with boxer briefs. Most of the time commando to feel free and not like being squeezed tight.
 

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I am like most of the rest and Since I always go commando it falls naturally down the left leg while my ball is over the crotch on the right. It I want it aroused I put it to the right with my ball. I have noticed that my foreskin is usually down when left and usually retracted when right.
 

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On our third tryst I finally got up the nerve to ask my then-boyfriend how he hides all of it in his pants. He seemed quite embarrassed, but I assured him I was curious and would like to know the magic trick. He showed me how he stuffed it into his boxer briefs and it basically goes between his legs. That's when I realized why he always wore baggy pants.

Even after 13 years I cannot get him to wear form fitting pants under any circumstance. I quit trying. He's so self-conscious about giving away any secrets. He went commando in shorts only one time because he forget to pack briefs. I've never seen him so nervous before!
 

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Wear mini briefs. I'am a grower with verry big balls. That gives a bulge. In business suite in the middle or to the right. You can see a bulge.
In jeans i have to put mine balls to the right and mine penis. And so you see a verry big bulge.