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OK i need some quick advice. At my health club there's this long-standing member who is in his late 50s probably, who chews gum while hanging out naked in the steam room/ sauna. I don't have a problem with him being there- he's probably a founding member of the club and he deserves a gold locker or some dumb thing... and I don't have a problem with his nudity- he's the type that likes to sit bareassed on the wood benches in the dry sauna and flop his low hangers over the edge of the bench- either to display or just to keep out of the way... who knows.
My issue is his gum chewing. It's like a cow chewing cud. Lots of chomping and such. It's annoying as hell when you're in close quarters with a bunch of semi-naked guys, trying to relax.
I've been building up steam for a while, waiting for the perfect opportunity to say just the right thing to him, either in private or in front of others, that will convey the point without being nasty, critical, or something that will get this old coot angry with me- but something light hearted that, if heard in front of the other guys, wouldn't make him feel bad.
Anyone have any good witty comments that would be effective?
My issue is his gum chewing. It's like a cow chewing cud. Lots of chomping and such. It's annoying as hell when you're in close quarters with a bunch of semi-naked guys, trying to relax.
I've been building up steam for a while, waiting for the perfect opportunity to say just the right thing to him, either in private or in front of others, that will convey the point without being nasty, critical, or something that will get this old coot angry with me- but something light hearted that, if heard in front of the other guys, wouldn't make him feel bad.
Anyone have any good witty comments that would be effective?