so you're basically asking for tips how to cheat on your wife (again)?
Op did say he isn’t asking to be judged! He knew cheating is wrong, gotta keep the vow, death till us apart, Adam and Eve, Jesus died for our sin hanging on a cross while wearing a loin cloth, sex is for marriage, missionary position + under the blanket + with lights off. Yaddaa yaddaa!
Moving on, I’m just a stranger so I’m not going to make assumptions regarding what type of relationship you’re having with your wife or what demons you’re fighting with in the dark.
Truth be told; fem guys, crossdressers and Trans women are at the bottom of the totem pole in the highly superficial world of gay dating. They are often rejected by other gays (who for some reasons think they’re superior) right off the bat before they could even blink S.O.S. It’s sad but it is what it is.
Also, another truth be told; straight guys and married men are highly sought after in the highly hypocritical world of gay dating. Plenty of gay men would only have sex with a ‘str8’ or a ‘str8 acting’ guy. It’s the pinnacle of self validation for those type of gay men. Even if you’re str8, some gays will still have doubt that you’re pretending to be ‘str8’ and that you might be a limp-wrist Nelly behind closed doors. So since you’re married to a woman + have kids. That pretty much removed all doubts and scored you the golden str8 card where you can pick any gays you want to fuck!
What i’m trying to say is, OP is prime beef for the picking! Here are the steps for you on finding your very own personal sex slave;
1. Download Grindr.
2. Post a picture of your torso, in underwear + exposing your hairy chest.
3. Most importantly, make sure you write ‘Handsome Str8 married daddy looking for a submissive fem cock sucker’ on your profile.
4. Hire a full time assistant to sort out the 100s and 1000s of gays that’ll be sending in their application.
5. Invest in a Cappuccino machine because you and your full time assistants will have many sleepless nights. So you both can stay awake to look through all the applicants and pick the 2 dozens or so gays that you think will be moving on to the next stage of the process.
6. Call the lucky gay guy’s asshole a pussy or a cunt while you’re fucking him. That’ll flood his basement and send him to the moon and back.
This is not a joke post nor am I being sarcastic! Make sure to turn off your Grindr notification, the last thing you want is to see a notification pop-up from Grindr showing a pic of some gay guy’s gaping pussy to entice you to fuck him.